He ended up accepting that pre-natal offer just so he could chill in the lounge area for delivery doctors. What a genius.

"I'm obviously prepared to consider a settlement."
"You have gonorrhea."
That part made me laugh wayyy too hard.

“sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again” haha 😂😂

"I just don't like being told what to do"
House with the instant respect

The greatest part about him is that he will play along with your lies as long as you tell him the truth first.

Love how he shares his painkiller with everyone.

“It’s an MP3 player”

House.EXE has stopped working

"Arrange playdates with other parasites." lmao

that last bit always cracks me up
"how can i repay you?"
"by never seeing me again"
"ohhhkayyy :D"

The not to bright pregnant women really gets under House's skin, not because of her lack of birth control understanding or her lies. But because none of his insults or ironic comments do anything to worsen her mood. I kind of admire that, she's focused on what is actually important.

Yo I'd love a doctor like him. Their job isn't really to be nice, but to help you live.

His face when she said " were not vaccinating " 🤣

DR HOUSE ! oohhh nooo 🤣🤣🤣

"Pain will make you do stupid things."
*pops vicadin*

"I don't even feel sick or anything..."
"That's very often the first sign"

The last one will forever be my favorite, it's hilarious and also oddly sweet how grateful she was.

Teeny tiny baby coffins

I know he’s aggressive, but I love how much of an advocate he actually is with his child patients. He legit cares and gets soo frustrated especially when it’s something that’s basic knowledge or understanding .❤️ Wish we could actually speak to patients that way sometimes .

"Well then just have the kid, he'll never know"


LOOOOL

That's one of the best American accents I've heard. I can't imagine having to focus on every single word you say while acting

9:35
Guy: It's an MP3 player
House: (speedruns the 5 stages of grief)