I feel so fucking powerful not having to pause and review

With all this talk about magic, I’m starting to get the feeling that Chuck E Cheese might be trying to steal attention from a certain other mouse.

The fact that after scrolling through the comments, there are barely any FNAF references is quite refreshing

@ 4:50 the guy dosn't blink and looks like he has a gun to his head forcing him to read, he looks like he tried to quit 10 years ago but was beat up by the whole cast of chuck e cheese every time he tried to leave and now has finally accepted this fate

If on my first day as  a new employee I was met by a giant mouse who introduced himself as my boss, I'd lay off the weed.

10:22 All you have to do is remember SLAM. That's right, grab them by the back of their head and slam their face into the table and/or counter.

After watching the 90s version, Todd has aged reversely

My uncle got a ban in 2004 when he called the rat a "cheese wheel fucker"

If you have to watch a training video like this, you're definitely making minimum wage and your bosses will be total shit.

"Make sure you park your car and lock it so you don't get robbed". Thanks Chuckie Cheese...

One second I'm watching FNAF Security Breach gameplays, the next I'm deep diving into chucky lore and history. What a time to be alive.

"These are more than just words on a paper" as he reads off a teleprompter

Dick Frank literally DOESN'T BLINK
is this man okay

This actually makes me want to work at Chunk E. Cheese. If only they still lived up to there old expectations and  both the company and the people have respect for the workers in Chuck E Cheese.

"No martial arts weapons" Man,yall really called out the ninja turtles on that one huh? Cowabummer,dude!

"every guest leaves happy"
And with a cold

"Don't be a robot, let your personality shine through.... but you MUST say 'have a magical day' and 'my pleasure' to every single guest!"

This video has so much "PowerPoint energy" that is impressive

That "Life is short.Have fun playing on a great team." really hit me.

love the insinuation of 39:20 that Chuck is tweaking on some substance