The council of 5 seems like they would make an excellent Villain for the Penguins of Madagascar.

9:10 The size of a scorpion's claws is more relevant to venom potency than the size of the scorpion itself. Smaller claws, stronger venom; that thing's "claws" are incredibly tiny, so I'll be staying well away.

8:58
Steve can hold a third of a billion kilograms, while still being able to walk, sprint, and even jump.
Each block of netherite weighs 359,291 pounds.
You're not winning against this guy.

A triumvirate is when 3 people are co-rulers. Example: ancient Rome and the triumvirate of Octavian (aka, Emperor Augustus later on)  Mark Antony, and Lepidus after Caesar's assassination.

I saw a “Are you pissed?” Poster in real life while walking down the street. My dad thought it was hilarious and it is even better seeing it in person with little to no context

cat: *does literately anything*

the owner; " It belongs on r/bossfight!"

I’m a huge msbreezy fans and as soon as I heard that voice I was like “W H A T”

If emkay was a boss it would be a three headed dragon. edit: didn't expect this many likes! Thanks!

3:39 I honestly rather have a movie that wasn’t horror just a movie about two dudes that don’t have faces and they just live a completely normal life with normal jobs. That would be amazing.

TitanCat: *screeches and runs at robin on two legs with the other six reared* 3:45

I know the best boss of em all

Lord Emkay: Reader of the Reddits, Bringer of the funnies

I appreciate a man like Robin who understands his SCP lore

Has anyone ever seen the game theory where Austin figures out steve can carry several thousand universes on his back?

What's Richie's salary?

7:16
"Although it does appear your friend is stuck in the upside down, you might wanna help em out there"
this sent me flying

Alright. I've done this math before, time to do it again.

Each inventory slot can hold 64 blocks. A shulker box has 27 slots, for a total of 1728 blocks per shulker box. Steve has 37 inventory slots(27 inventory, 9 hotbar, 1 offhand) which we multiply with the shulker capacity to get 63936. Steve can carry 63936 blocks in his inventory without cheats.

The heaviest block of Minecraft is the netherite block, since it is the equivalent of 4 gold blocks and 36 ancient debris(and for the purpose of this, I'm going to assume that 36 blocks of ancient debris will be equivalent to one gold block in weight). One cubic meter of gold weighs 19.3 metric tons, so one netherite block weighs 96.5 metric tons.

Now we multiply 96.5 by 63936 to find the weight of all that netherite, which gives us 6,169,824 metric tons.

Steve can carry 6,169,824 metric tons of weight(because the weight of a shulker box is unknown, I am assuming it to be zero since even if it weren't zero it wouldn't be heavy enough to affect that total by more than a metric ton or two).

For my fellow Americans, that's 5,597,176.83773 tons, or 11,194,353,675.46335 pounds. 11.2 Billion pounds!

"What the dog doin" got a whole new meaning

Jeff And Blake: You Thought It Was A Harmless Mannequin Duo, BUT IT WAS US, KIRA AND DIO!!

“Jeff and Blake, the terrible faceless duo”
JJBA Fans: JOJO POSES, ITS A JOJO REFERENCE

1:28 That’s literally Italian Pyramid Head and you CAN’T convince me otherwise.