My watch vibrated. I looked at it. "The Donkey van is dead". My day is ruined.

Phone ring
I pick up phone
"Donkey dead"
"No."

immune to chairs but not immune to bad fuel filters

his impression of the engine noises is actually spot on

a second death has hit the donkey van

"The report of my death was an exaggeration."
-The Donkey Van.

I just fell to my knees in cashies

0:10 You treat your cars so well, how could they POSSIBLY be going wrong

What a terrible notification to receive at work at 10am

"Tis but a scratch."
- Donkey Van, after being declared dead for the second time.

The Donkey Van randomly dies, comes back to life, then dies like a year later

James is a such a strange hybrid between proper mechanic and old mate fixes, it's incredible.

At this point just call it the Zombie Van.

1:12  that sound impression was exquisite

It's a terrible day for rain 😢

New stat unlocked- Immune to death

When you honk into the void, sometimes the void honks back.

"All the plugs are uniquely terrible"
I'd expect nothing less from the Donkey

tune in next week for: the donkey van lives

if the donkey van could talk all it would say is "plz let me die"