joe never fails to spread my cheeks

Joe never fails to form a gas bubble in my stomach

20:32
“Now in Minecraft, when you place sand a few block high, it fall. Now I’ll drop this handful of sand on the ground. See how it falls? Now I’ll count each individual grain of sand-“

20:16 I’m pretty sure they just told her to purposefully act corny, cause parents will purposefully do that to piss you off

21:33 joe not reacting is killing me 😭

He could've just done his chores and play his game way quicker than doing all those myths.

Joe never fails to make my foam at the mouth while convulsing on the ground

joe always finds a way to shiver my timbers

When joe learns there’s Minecraft education edition he’s gonna think it’s stupid asf 💀—

joe never fails to sign me up for the army but get rejected and take the super soldier serum and fight nazis and get frozen for 7 decades and save the world and become a hero.

joe always finds a way to make my legs shake and moan

joe never fails to spread me open and fill me up

Joe never fails to make me play minecraft

21:37  When Joe hit the dislike button I actually burst out laughing 😭 I’m not even exaggerating. Then when he took it back and GAVE IT BACK!!! That shit had me rolling 😭

Does anyone hate that feeling where you’re gonna take a cold shower but once you get in and turn the water on it’s cold.

I actually learned about binary circuits and logic gates in Minecraft trying to make a red stone computer and that inspired me to pick to pick up engineering my sophomore year. Best decision I ever made and my life is looking bright

Edit: nearly 3 years later, mfs really be replying. Either way I got into college for Electrical Engineering at T A&M. It really did inspire me, so I do encourage others to explore those passions even if it’s just as game.

Every comment is going to be “joe never fails to make my day” or “joe never fails to spread my cheeks”

joe always finds a way to make me laugh

19:42 imagine watching someone ground up a pufferfish and some warts, put it in water, and then drown in a lake.

30:29 Ah yes, the warden in Minecraft 1.7.3 beta. Classic mob, I must say.