Can we all just agree. That dog was such a good boi. He deserves a better person.

“I’m a single ass woman” like we can’t tell lmao

She's the elevator troll. You have to pay the fee to ride the elevator if you want to beat this level. Life really is a simulation.

6:57 Actual veterans hate this shit. Your service does not make you entitled to be an asshole, nor does it make every other member of society inferior to you.

The way she says “my dog will kill you” while the dogs just smiling at her like “hi fren” is hilarious

She was actually the perfect decoy.
10/10 would hire for my next heist.

Honestly mind-blowing that she's allowed to navigate the world without the help of a responsible adult.

12:33 That door closing, bringing the possibility of her losing her wagon thingy brought me way too much joy.

“I have a fractured foot!!!”

As an internet doctor, I must say that the best treatment for her is to stand in the middle of elevator doors while wearing plastic sandals and argue with any random stranger who shows up while her large dog pulls and tugs on the leash she’s holding. That will ensure she heals quickly and cleanly. She’s obviously much smarter than everyone around her.

I like how she says "I can stand here all night" while having a "fractured foot"

Amazing how she went from “I have a broken foot I can’t move” to “I served in the military” to “I’m a single woman just trying to survive out here” like damn that’s triple curve balls with no connection to each other

4:01 “Every single— 𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮.”

All I could think of was how much that dog wanted to go home, and what a sad existence it must have living with that woman. It deserves better.

That dog was so incredibly patient I feel sorry for him for having to live with the elevator troll

I can only imagine how many other residents on other floors were confused as they were calling the elevator for all this time and it was never coming because she was holding it up.

13:06 How funny would it be if the elevator was called up when she left it making her wait to get her bags back

The fact she said “I’m a woman” as if it was muscle memory. You know that’s her main argument whenever she doesn’t get her way.

the poor dog looks so stressed out, i sincerely hope she’s much better to her dog than she is to her neighbors

This elevator woman reminds me of my sister. She went to boot camp for 2 weeks, got medically discharged and now calls herself a veteran anytime it might benefit her. She's also very petty, vindictive, and will milk injuries to the extreme for pity-parties.

Can we all just appreciate the cat at 4:00