"I have to kill you on Sims" is one of the funniest texts ever sent

If mayo dude is like this all the time I wouldn't even blame her for trying to kill him with mayo

The first guy got mad over an instrument??

Mayo (or any other wet food) will liquefy if you lick & re-dip your utensil, because saliva begins to break down the ingredients. So he licked his sandwich knife, poor baffled idiot.

For sure it’s mental illness. My mom is schizophrenic and sincerely believes that someone breaks into our house to deliberately scatter dust instead of… y’know… things getting dusty when unused? It’s sad.

Plot twist. The guy was right all along, she DID try to poison him, he just went about the investigation all wrong

It appears as though his brain cells separated along with the mayonnaise and the relationship.

Sleeping peacefully tonight homies

Mayo guy HAD to be looking for an "excuse" (as poor as it was) to break up with her and if not, well then he's just sad and miserable.

The Minecraft one was ridiculous. I'm early 40s and I play it with my child, 23, 21,20 and 12 and I am so crap but they all help me and we laugh when I cock up. Why the hell is he being a bell end over a game. She should dump his ass, I doubt anyone else would put up with him. I do feel for her because she shouldn't have to worry over an argument like that.

The Minecraft one is so fucking sad I hope she left him.

Imagine having to pay to get Furina. Couldn't be me 💅

38:40 whole minecraft situation coulda easily been solved by
"Oh you teleported me without me wanting you to? No big deal lol I can just go back, thanks for thinking of me"
The mental gymnastics you gotta go through to be PO'd about that is astronomical XD

Creepy texts are back!

I think I've inherited Charlie's obsession over these.

On that Minecraft one. If you turn on cheats which teleport falls under it permanently removes achievements and the earning of achievements on that world. I thinknthis is in bedrock unless Java also allows it.

The come outside guy didn’t know daddy was home..

Also, that first guy is obviously “cooking with jack”

Bro thought that he was dating the Mayo Mastermind

28:18 now I’m at wrk with pants full of cvm thanks a lot pal

He calls her abusive when he spent money that was hers too on a game and then tries to gas light her.  He is a sad excuse for a man, 29 but acting like a 9 year old.  His family is a joke as well thinking it's fine to waste that on the game. Using his anxiety as an excuse for pathetic behaviour. I'm glad it's off she is better off and he can go back to mummy, if he lives with her it will be even easier for her to fight his battles 😂.