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Chat and I argue over centaur pants

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In a world of 2s and 4s- be a 3.

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20 Comments

@kwak0 1 month ago

He managed to get Parkser to engage with a hypothetical.:face-blue-wide-eyes:

@g_smokey_ 1 month ago (edited)

The definition says that pants come from your waist down. The main problem is that centaurs have two waists: between the human and the horse parts and between horse legs. So the only reasonable option is having 2 and 3 combined as two separate pairs of pants

@jackdog06 1 month ago (edited)

(3:42) One of my favourite DougDoug jokes is when someone asks what the fuck he’s talking about during a rant or tangent, and he simply responds with “We’re playing [game name]”

@Spoinzy 1 month ago

Craziest part is that horse “legs” are more akin to our fingers anatomically, so there’s an argument that 4 would be like a glove.

@hello.hello_ 1 month ago

14:25 parkzer realized doug tricked him into answering a hypothetical question

@Bunger17 1 month ago

4:00 the fundamental issue with doug’s argument is that the front half lacks a hog to have out

@NotScottOnYT 1 month ago

THIS IS THE VIDEOS WE WANT

@Arrusoh 1 month ago

The issue with Centaur clothing is that it would be very very hard for them to put on. So they would need to have their own specialised clothing. not just an adaption of our clothing. It would probably be something that hangs down over them

@UnwellMerchant 1 month ago

Dougdoug saying he was a diehard believer and Parkzer immediately going "Where would you like your funeral to be held" was ice cold

@Kiki-3578 1 month ago

The answer is that they wouldn't. They would wear skirts like the ones we already have for horses. They are way easier to put on and take of and are still warming. They would additionally wear underwear that exclusively covers the rear of the horse body, preventing the hog and rear from being seen.

@xyzzy64 1 month ago

"centaurs have 2 legs" is actually probably parkzer's worst take of all time

@DiamondDoggo123 1 month ago

Official Doug Diagnosis: 2 is underwear and 4 is pants

@Ильяленивый 1 month ago

It's 2 because realistically, all the clothing a centaur NEEDS physically (for warmth and wind protection) is his chest, because it's made of human skin. However, the rest of the body is covered in horse skin/hide, which is much more fitting for warmth and wind protection.
A centaur would wear his pants ONLY to cover up his nudity, as it's a social construct, but wearing the pants over the rest of the horse body would be unnecessary and physically restrictive for a powerful horse body.
So wearing the option 2 is the social and physical compromise of pants for a centaur - covering up the nudity for social reasons, but not covering the rest of the horse body for physical reasons.

@SomeRandomDude2750 1 month ago

first time I disagreed with parking meter is when he said horses don’t have 4 legs

@just_nikov 1 month ago

Original title: "A passionate discussion about centaur penis"

@mala4931 1 month ago (edited)

11:10 Parkser saying that its overly humanizing the Half human with the head and allegedly the brain of a human wearing pants (a human thing to do in itself) is quite the argument