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cruella was an iconic villain who i don’t think we needed a backstory for

Wait... Seriously the Dalmatians pushed Cruella’s mom off a cliff? Parent deaths are a big part of Disney movies and are usually pretty tragic but this is absolutely hilarious.

I hated the fact that they made her style throughout the entire movie “punk goth” when in 101 Dalmatians, she has a more elegant fashion and not this punk persona

Remember when Twisted had a song in it where various Disney Villains showed their side of the story and how they were actually the good guys? And when Cruella showed up, the other villains booed her off stage because she literally just wanted to murder puppies to make a coat? Yeah, that's why this shit doesn't make sense.

The most confusing part is how this film got approved.
"Yeah, I wanted to make a prequel about an awful puppy murdering sociopath"
Disney "Brilliant! You're funded now play with our millions of dollars!"

It’s like if a Disney writer slammed 10 lines of cocaine, watched Maleficent, threw a dart at a board of female Disney villains and said “I can make it work”

Edit: I wonder if people would pay to see that

Someone made a joke on Tumblr that Cruella's prequel movie would feature Dalmatians murdering her parents.

As it seems, the internet was gifted with telling the future once again.

>Explains her dislike for dalamtians
>Explains the origin of her name
>Explains her hair's origin
>Explains her car's origin
>Explains her hideout's origin
>Explains her henchmen's origin

This isn't female Joker, it's female Solo.

"Let me get this straight; you think Dalmatians Spartan-kicking her mother off a cliff is funny??"

"I do. And I'm tired of pretending that it's not"

Oh the irony of making the most capitalist character in disney as a punk icon is hilarious. Cruella was born rich, she liked being rich and only cared for herself. Disney trying to make her the underdog and being punk is just hilarious.

I love how hard Disney tries to romanticize irredeemable villains while completely misunderstanding why Joker succeeded as it's own antagonist origin story movie. Pretty sure not that many people out there can relate  with rich, old women who are pathologically obsessed with flaying puppies because "muh parents were killed by dogs!", like that isn't the most easily generic reason the writers could've came up with to drive the character's motives.

Cruella just seems like the phrase "I'm Quirky." got made into a movie, which just so happened to be tied to a legitimately good brand.

"Why do you hate the puppies so much?"
"Because  puppies killed my mom ok?"

Bro. I swear to you I thought the whole "Dalmatians killed my parents!" Thing was a joke...

Those Twitter women identifying thinking Cruella is empowering have the same energy as the incels who identifies themselves as Joker



Change my mind

Of course Cruella grew up poor. We can't have rich people grow up to be the villain. Can't have her grow up spoiled by her baroness mother.

Her name is literally "Cruel and evil" or "Cruel Devil" and people are saying she's an empowering female character. What in the world...

Nothing says “I love strong female characters” like pretending they’ve never existed.

Her hair being black and white as a child is the cringiest part about this movie for me for some reason