How MANY NAMES can a person give to a movie character

"A bunch of identical muscley men screaming at each other for 5 episodes straight."

I thought you said your knowledge of Dragon Ball was cursory.

The fact this movie was so terrible that the late series creator Akira Toriyama pushed himself out of retirement is just powerful lol

A movie so bad that the writer apologized for its quality, the lead actors made fun of it several years later, the villain's actor expressed VERY mixed feelings about it, and the creator of the source material flat-out said that it "pissed him off" in Japanese.

All the nicknames given to Piccolo in this review:
1:03 -The Great Gazoo.
1:21 -The Grinch.
5:37 -Oscar the grouch.
6:20 - Gumby.
11:48 -Mike wasoski.
11:58 -Swamp Thing.
12:06 -Gridos.
13:31 -Yoda.
13:48 -The Mask.
14:31 -Beast Boy.
20:43 -Shrek.
21:24 -Green Goblin.
23:33 -Larry the cucumber.
23:52 -King K Rool.
25:38 -Cosmo.
25:48 - Pickle Rick.
26:32 -Balbusaur.
27:06 -Roger Klotz.
27:36 -Jolly Green Gigant.
33:35 -Frankstein.
33:54 -Ninja Turtle.
34:19 -Pepe the frog.
34:58 -Battle Toad.
35:42 -Slimer.
36:01 -Puff the magic dragon.
36:08 -Wicked witch of the east
36:57 -Wally the Gator
37:03 -Plankton
37:18 -Jiminy the cricket. (Thank you Supersanta 9000 for the spelling)
38:42 -Brobee.
39:43 -Franklin The Turtle
39:57 -Frogger (Thank you Craigime)
40:10 -The Green M&M.
42:02 -Invader Zim.
42:34 -Butter Cup.
42:37 -Yoshi.

As a lifelong Dragon Ball fan, I must say that this movie was painful to watch even on trailer level.

5:04 “ Fortunately for the bully the white kid doesn’t immediately reach into his backpack”

"Chi Chi is impressed by goku's ability to hurt people"

I can't handle this guy with his monotone voice lmao

Hey, DBZ isn't just a bunch of identical muscley men all screaming at each other for five episodes.

There's a green guy sometimes.

Here's something to really piss people off but also make them confused:
The Director chose to make this adaptation of an anime, despite the fact that he hates anime and knew nothing about Dragonball. Yeah, seriously. The Director wanted to make a movie about something that he hates, and he genuinely didn't care if it failed or not.


So, when you think about it, all those points that Possum pointed out about wasting time and doing shit that made no sense, it was all on purpose.

Let's take a moment to appreciate how many times he refers to the antagonist with names other than his correct one

“Hi, I’m a possum.”
Cracks a cold one

I feel like if Gohan said "rock the dragon" before he died, that would've been way funnier

"The Grinch has escaped and has started his evil plan to collect all seven lizard spheres, to use them to ruin Christmas for everyone" - Possum 2019

Roshi didn't even try hitting on Bulma while reading Playboy

It's so funny hearing the different names he gave to moldy biscuit

Nice in a sense. One of my favorite youtubers talking about Dragonball one of my favorite anime. However, unfortunately it's the movie being talked about which if you have common sense was GARBAGE SHIT.

As its own it movie, it fails; as a Dragon Ball movie, it fails even harder.

My friend: Dragonball Evolution was pretty good especially if you don't consider the source material
Me: Hahahaha HAHAHAHAHA AAAAHAHAHA! coughs blood HAHAHAHA

"This like that time I was in high school, I was always getting picked on, Chi-chi didn't like me, all the guys called me Geeko, and - wow I hit that rock a lot harder than I thought..."
Dragon Ball Z Abridged