"would you put Mickey Mouse in handcuffs?" implying that Charles Entertainment Cheese is part of a minority that regularly experiences police brutality and Mickey Mouse is of a more privileged class

Imagine this from the POV of the kids, cops come in arrest Chucky, they’re all upset over that, they bring him outside behind the cruiser where the kids can’t see, BEHEAD Mr. Cheese, then place his head on top of the vehicle facing the restaurant, I’d wanna talk to an adult after that 😂😂

I work for Chuck E. Cheese. The manager was SWEATING over that costume coming back because the whole thing is about  $2,600. The head alone is $1,400.

"Stop saying he has mouse teeth" got me so hard holy shit lmao

Somebody stole my card at one point and bought a massive edible arrangement for a female newscaster in Texas somewhere with a love letter attached. I know this because edible arrangements fought the fraud charge and my bank sent me all this information. Pretty sure I am banned from ordering their overpriced fruit now.

It’s so funny the mouse stayed in character and did not talk until his head was pulled off😂

What a gangster core memory lol "mommy they took Chucky to jail!" 😂

The lady said herself that she panicked and committed to the lie 🤣 When the judge asks to see the driver and she closes her eyes realizing she’s screwed lmao.

My CC was stolen once. I live in FL and my bank called to ask if I was in Brooklyn buying a candy bar at a 7 eleven. My guy tried defrauding me for $1.49

instantly closed my original video for this

Always wait to speak with a lawyer, no matter how guilty or innocent you are. If anyone tries to tell you that only guilty people need a lawyer, they’re a scallywag

“No way they’re walking up to Charles’s home” 😭😂😂

That's just a block of rat cheese

some people amaze me that they leave and return to their house daily without perishing

Who narced on Charles Entertainment Cheese

19:39 Missed opportunity to ask if he was concealing a pizza cutter

I can’t imagine this dude in the interview for the job, where they possibly say “yes we would like to hire you to be around, and entertain children”

Actually from the city in Florida where they caught the Chuck E Cheese. Right next to my local mtg store, shout out Tara's. Huge story for us that week.

Many departments also require you to use the flash cards for Maranda warnings, it was required of us when I was in the Air Force, and we didn't even have body cameras back then, so yeah... they really have to use them.

the problem is dumb people think they're smarter than everyone else