Fun thing about cheese: it has far less lactose in it than milk, to the point that even most lactose intolerant people can eat it without issues, unless they eat a ton of it.

Funny thing is, I've had multiple family members who worked at the Springfield Underground, and I live about a half hour away from it. I know where they used to store the Starbucks Frappucinos as well. So we've got cheese and caffeine covered.

The title is fantastic 😂

For those of you that are lactose intolerant like Dave and still love cheese then you should look for aged and hard cheeses since those types of cheeses have much less lactose. A couple of the best cheeses for you would be muenster and gouda. Since lactose intolerance is a scale, for those that are slightly less symptomatic some cheeses that are pretty low in lactose are cheddar, parmesan (the real stuff not the fake Kraft stuff), and provolone.

Growing up poor in the 70's and ate a lot of government cheese

I miss this cheese, I grew up on it, it was by far the best American cheese I’ve ever had

So I so silly history lessons for my boyfriend and his friends sometimes, and this was one of their favorites. His friend absolutely fish mouthed at so many facts from this story lmao

You would get constipated so fast if you ate only cheese

When you feel sorry for someone because you have the lactose tolerance gene.

I understand the whole lactose intolerance thing but.. lactose free milk is just.. it's basically milk free milk lol that's like having a steak that isn't actually made of steak. It's just healthier to not have it at all at that point lol

I grew up eating government cheese. It was pretty good. It made really good grilled cheese sandwiches.

Another great reaction Dave! I love seeing people react to this one. Wanna know something funny? What became of the partnership between DMI and PizzaHut? That letter was essentially the founding of STUFFED CRUST pizza! Keep up the good work and can’t wait to see more TFE reactions especially considering your love and knowledge of history.

I love one cookie got milk ad. A guy dies and goes to cookie heaven. Starts eating a bunch of them. When he gets thirsty he goes to drink the milk, only to find the cartons empty. Turns out he's in Hell.

That old man withe the arms falling off was great. Ads back then hit different. Also the era of Married with children I think.

Government cheese was some of the best cheese that I've ever had.

I'm lactose intolerant as well and I tried Lactaid milk and every other milk alternatives and learned that some of them actually do have lactose in them even if they don't have dairy in them. The best alternative that I have found is original oat milk, which actually tastes the most like real milk and doesn't have lactose. Doctors have also said that oat milk is actually the easiest to digest. I have tried several brands of oat milk and determined that Oatly and Planet brand. You can Google a list of cheeses that are low in lactose and yes, mozzarella is one of them. 😋

Not that it's important, but yayo is typically used for cocaine, which, when smoked instead of snorted, becomes 'crack', hench the phrase 'crack cocaine'

my guy, my guy, my guy, if dairy does horrible things to you, but nothing quite hits the mark, try cashew milk, its got that thick butteryness that milk has and most substitutes lack.

Non only i love cheese but I also love cheese burgers

i add cheese to EVERYTHING lol when i order pizza i ask for light or no sauce and extra cheese with the thin crusts the only time i get regular crusts when i feel like getting stuffed crusts.

They have caves right there in Kansas City as well.