Biologist here 👋🏻 gorillas can actually lift up to about 2000 pounds which is even scarier lol have fun with that 😂

if there was 100 of me versus a gorilla each 1 of me is runnin

That's ALL his hair, just twisted!😂😂😂

Gorilla is tossing a 45lb plate like Captain America.

Im so glad you brought up that story of a guy beating up like 6 guys, people swear it can't be done, don't limit me or anyone else just cause you can't do something

Glad I'm not the only one thinking Josh's locs are immaculate.

They gonna flick them 45s like MMM, field goal punt y'all nuccas 😭😭😭

Funny watching Scru watch comedy coz it's like watching 2 comedians at once 😂

Only the army can rally the numbers you’re looking for 😂😂😂😂😂

The Einstein-Johnson Hair Twist Equation

T = [-B ± √(B² - 4FT)] / (2C)

Where:
T = Total Twist Intensity (in Newton-knots)
B = Braid Friction Coefficient (multiplied by how much gel is used)
F = Follicular Resistance Factor (how stubborn the hair is)
C = Curl Elasticity Constant (based on John's ancestral wave density)
T = Tension applied by Einstein’s shaking, time-traveling hands (meta-variable overlap, do NOT simplify!)

Bonus Units:

All results are in Einsteinian Hair Units (EHU).

Negative roots result in dread singularities — proceed with caution.

Einstein: "Ze twist, it is not merely a style. It is a spacetime curvature around each follicle."

Pryor, Chappelle, and Johnson are the real voices of their generations.

side note, Josh has a podcast with another comedian named Ashley Gavin called What's News with You

Josh performs for an hour every show on the tour

8:10 yes, we need marching band students to do it.

Unrelated, but Casual Geographic did a video about the 100 men vs 1 gorilla. tldr, the men would win- gorillas are not confrontational and they have short bursts of energy

15:55 in the video, he also talks about how gorillas and chimps fight each other- and the chimps coming out on top.

If it's "fight the gorilla with 100 other dudes or get shot in the dome" and the gorilla is drugged or something so it's aggressive, gorilla is getting jumped. A lot of dudes get folded and king kong is going down.
But realistically the gorilla wouldn't want an actual fight and even if it does one dumbass tries while the intelligent among us run away while he provides a distraction...

I’m glad I’m not the only one fascinated by how perfect his hair is.

As funny as the memes have been, the 100 people win no question.

You don't try to box the gorilla, you just have everybody jump on top of him and crush him. Gorillas are strong, but their respiration muscles aren't. If he can't breathe he's dead.

Even if you did try to box the gorilla, humans are freaks: we're the fastest animals on Earth *over distance*, b/c our bodies are able to store/use lots of energy for sustained effort. Animals aren't built like that: they expend energy in big bursts. Monster powerlifters can deadlift 900lbs, but they ain't doing it 50 times in a day.

I do, however, support clowning on anybody that thinks they, personally, won't get bodied, b/c they got a big ego.

The trampling thing is a really good point. 😂

Fun fact: gorillas are actually way more chill than chimps, so if a 100 guys managed to piss off a gorilla enough for it to fight back? Yeah, no, we'll need a 100 coffins