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Everything Wrong WIth Pocahontas In 11 Minutes Or Less

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Disney's Pocahontas. Well, we don't like it at all. Perhaps you do, but if so... you're probably wrong. Or just misguided. Or 5.

Thursday: Sins of a much more recent hostile-takeover movie.

Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!

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20 Comments

@derek3418 9 years ago

"never trust a guy who can fit 8 shovels in his cape" I laughed so fucking much at that XD

@fadingechoes3705 9 years ago (edited)

Lmao my History teacher showed us the movie JUST so we could talk about how inaccurate this movie is

@DrWhack 9 years ago (edited)

8:58 "But this is their land!"

"Said no colonist, ever." LOL

@paturage1748 6 years ago

also the fact that John Smith has a painfully American accent meanwhile everyone else has british accents which makes sense because literally they are all from BRITAIN

@IceAokiji303 9 years ago

You know, the historical inaccuracies and loose interpretations deserve WAY more than just 10 sins...

@lissybearx3 9 years ago

"I'll always love you. Now here's some leaves!" I'm sorry but that made me laugh hard! lolol

@gracynpacheco7389 6 years ago

Favourite line "You know you've done F*cked up when someone sings their argument to you."

@Chrysanthemum808 7 years ago

No word about the raccoon braiding hair so well? 🤣

@alyssaolson7964 8 years ago

"But it's their land!"
"Said no colonist ever."
If there's one thing cartoons are good at, it's historical inaccuracy

@-Secret 8 years ago (edited)

Fun fact: the color purple was worth so much back then that it was sometimes used as currency. Only the very rich (mostly royals) wore it.

@debateeverything7435 9 years ago

That moment when you walk into history class and learn that when Pocahontas met John Smith she was 10 and he was 40 then go watch the movie and realize that Disney butchered the whole story (she was kidnapped and brought to England where she dies 5 years later) for the sake of a crappy romance.

@kevinkunkel9444 7 years ago

Give it an extra sin. Pocahontas was a child when she met John Smith.

@makaylarockne21 8 years ago

"This is their land" said no colonist ever. ONE OF THE MOST ACCURATE THINGS I'VE EVER HEARD

@iri_moon17 8 years ago (edited)

As a Native American I can confirm that I send leaves to people I love.

edit: I just want to say help find ways around you to support MMIW projects, No more stolen sisters!

@cooperchamberlain196 7 years ago

"...I'm not marrying Kocuom based on deciduous tree advice". Yeah guys, we all know that coniferous trees are the smart ones.

@imsoquietb3617 7 years ago

No joke, when I was younger and I heard the song, “they are savages savages!” I thought that they were singing: “they are cabbages cabbages!”

@Tvhiti 9 years ago

'The guy who's in love with John Smith.' Why is this man such a savage

@roisinjo6155 8 years ago

"John bristles from that song now, because he knows "indians" have the capability of being attractive."
"And nothing bad happened between Native Americans and colonists ever again."

@fatzuchiha4964 9 years ago

"The guy who's in love with john Smith and the guy who's in love with Pocahontas just happens to stumble upon them making out at the same time "
LMAO OMFG I'M DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂