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It is good day to be NOT DEAD.

Oh no. You've opened Pandora's box. Now you're gonna have to react to E V E R Y T H I N G.

Red Spy actually is Blue Scout's father.  Also, Demoman's censored words weren't swears, they were the accidental disclosure of the location of the Loch Ness monster.

Red Spy (disguised as Blue Scout)'s reaction is genuine, he was shocked that someone actually got pictures of him with his lady.

IT IS A GOOD DAY TO BE NOT DEAD
Pulls deadringer

everyone scream when their rocket jumps click for the first time

"A good character design is one which can be identified by its silhouette alone"

Welp, ya'll know what comes next, right? EXPIRATION DATE

Scout: “What are you, president of his fan club?”
Spy: “No. That would be your mother!”
And he brought receipts! 🤣

A random fun fact about each class and random facts about everyone

The Scout runs fast because he wanted to start fights faster than his older brothers,hes from boston,if you blow him up there is a random chance a pigeon will fly,His name is Jeremy,Favors the (literally) nuclear energy drink Bonk! Atomic Punch, Scout is also literally God's gift to women.

The Soldier became more insane over time because he drank almost exclusively lead filled water,Soldier's name is Jane Doe. He was previously rejected from all branches in the US military. Used to be roommates to a literal wizard called Merasmus. He ate all of Merasmus's "Get killed, come back stronger" pills thinking it was Merasmus's heart medicine, which made Soldier near immortal. He is in a romantic relationship with Heavy's sister. He is able to use his weapon to rocket jump. Used to be best friends with the enemy teams Demoman. He is  very fond of breaking ppls necks. He has wrestled with bears in siberia while completely naked and covered in honey.

The Pyro was once the CEO of a large business enterprise,The most mysterious of the group. Its theorised he/she is hallucinating due to asphyxciation from its mask. Theres an ingame item that allows all classes to see everything Pyro does on official valve made maps. Pyro is the easiest and deadliest character to use. As the name suggest Pyro is a pyromaniac. After the team was disbanded/fired it became a very successful businessman/woman but left its job literally the second the team lit a billboard on fire to lure Pyro back. Its gender, age and nationality are unconfirmed.

The Demoman drinks so much alcohol if he drinks anything nonalcoholic, his body reacts like he's been poisoned,Demoman's missing eye was cursed and is now a giant monster thing known as The Monocolus,anonically his internal organs have been producing alcohol so much that when bloodsucking killer robots were unleashed on him, were all destroyed due to the robots getting alcohol poisoning. Demo is able to use his sticky bombs to sticky jump similarly as soldier. Demo also owns a haunted sword that constantly whispers in his ear to decapitate his enemies.

The Heavy has a PhD in Russian literature, He has 3 sisters who live in the most secluded parts of siberia along with their mother. He is the face of TF2. He and his family are outcasts and escaped prisoners after a revolution attempt. Heavys minigun is from the prison outbreak after he tore it off its mount with his bare hands. He has multiple miniguns, each with their own names (Sasha, Svetlana, Natasha etc.) He is very afraid for his sister who is in a relationship with soldier.

The Engineer has 11 PhDs and a prosthetic hand under the glove,His family has been serving the rivaling factions (Redmond Mann (RED teams owner) and Blutarch Mann (BLU teams owner)) for decades with weapon and machine plans and literal immortality machines that run on the rare metal "Australium".

The Medic bargained the other mercenaries souls for Satan's pen And got his birds by stealing them from a wedding.Medic is from Germany. He is your typical insane german scientist type of character. He has conducted immoral and inhumane experiments on all of his teammates with and without their knowledge or approvals to do so. Cannonically has been killed but came back to life due to selling his own and his teammates sould to the devil. Have brought multiple characters back to life way after they have been killed. The Spy head in his fridge is a reference to the prototype Meet the Medic (available to be watched on youtube). Best friends with Heavy. Medic has unwillingly betrayed his old teammates after the team was disbanded/fired. Medic is also known for implanting  Pregnant baboon uteruses into his patients.
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The Sniper is actually from new zealand. New zealand in tf2s universe has been sunk under the sea atlantis style after his father convinced the leading council that the world was ending and that was their best chance of survival. His father is insanely paranoid and his mother is a serious alcoholic. During one of their parents fights, as a baby sniper climbed into a space rocket that his father built after another paranoid attack and was accidentally launched to australia where his adoptive parents took him in. Cannonically he has been killed and brought back to life thanks to medic. Sniper is known to use the combat style "Jarate" (Jar based karate) where he is throwing jars of his urine at his enemies. Also owns a rifle that can shoot and inject his enemies with piss... He is using this style after using pills from Mann Co. which tripled the size of his kidneys that afterwards are actively shutting down. Has a hate/respect relationship with spy..

The Spy is actually Scout's father, Spy is french. Acts stoic but is very caring. Able to go invisible via his different watches, able to materialise a fake corpse with one. Made scout believe his father is Tom Jones. He disguised himself as Tom Jones during the dieing moments of scout, pouring his heart out to him. Has a miniature roast chicken and cutlery hidden in one of his teeth and cyanide in another.

another random fact heavy has respect for medic in canon because in fact he did outsmart an bullet

This game really was/is a generational experience

Should see some of the deadlock voice lines if you like this writing

Now that is a laugh to fall in love with. Your laugh even makes the Goddesses jealous

And to be honest, all the bleeping out is actually from the Scottish government because he was revealing secrets about Nessie.

You have now have access to TF2 expiration date

Every time a Vtubers reacts to TF2, an Angel grows it’s wings

the Soldier's voice actor,  his name was Rick May,  he died on April 5,  2020  due to COVID-19 complications

As a literal dusty skeleton, I remember these videos coming out one-by-one.  It's great seeing people still enjoy them all these years later.

Spy's triple comeback at Scout is still some of the best comedy to come from a game.