14:14
“We cannot teleport bread anymore!”
“Not exactly, Soldier. You can teleport as much bread as you want.”

And he took that literally.

8:32 it’s not surprising given that Scout canonically has the reading comprehension of a kindergartener. In the comics, he was unable to read a label on a crate that said,  “submachine guns”

my favorite part of this is spy being shocked when medic says 3 days, and immediately gathering everyone up to try to get their wishes done. He doesn't have any last wishes himself because he spent his life alone, running from responsibility. spending time with scout for those last 3 days even if it was on him being a failure made him happy. He even looks a little proud when scout says he'll put the date on himself.

Miss Pauling is a MASSIVE adrenaline junkie, the administrator always makes her do all the clean up / dirty jobs that very often put her life on the line and ends up in her constantly getting hunted by hitmen, and she loves every second of it lol.

There should be like a sort of community where VTubers who HAVE reacted to a LOT of the “Team Fortress 2” videos should get together to play “Team Fortress 2”.

If we assume Red Team’s teleporter in Expiration Date is at max level, their teleporter would take 3 seconds to teleport something.
If we follow Soldier’s word, he must have teleported bread non-stop for 3 days, which is false.
3 days is equal to 72 hours, but everyone synced their death watches at 70 hours and Soldier only got his hands on bread at least a minute and a half after.  Also, the next time we see Soldier, he is with Demo and Spy sometime when the Briefcase Alarm is set off by Scout.  Let’s assume Soldier stopped teleporting bread when he heard the alarm activate.
When the alarm is set off, we are shown that the team only has 1 hour left until death.

This would mean
72 Hours = 259,200 seconds
-3 hours, 1 minute, and 25 seconds or 10,885 seconds

This reveals Soldier was teleporting bread for a maximum of 248,315 seconds.

Knowing the first load of bread would teleport without charging because it was already charged when he started we can conclude

Soldier teleported 82,772 loaves of bread in total.

4:40  this, is a bucket.
Dear God.
There's more.

No...

It contains a bucket.

Dear god-

"seduce me"
Maki being herself
Seduction complete 😍

11:56 Spys smirk was an amazing touch.
17:34 also Ms Paulings eye movement is a piece of art.

Spy -  " This is Makiicake "

Soldier - " Dear God "

Spy - " There's more "

Soldier - " Yes "

Doves and pigeons are basically the same, but one has better PR.

13:52
I know people treat it as a joke, but even if he is an idiot, at least Soldier immediately fessed up to the mistake he made the instant he learned that it would lead to a disaster. No sugarcoating, trying to delay it, or trying to sweep it under the rug, just an immediate confession.

Also he teleported bread for 3 days because Engie told him to teleport as much as he would like. He takes orders from his superiors and follows it to heart.

Also I love how he smiles when Scout is with Pauling. He's a supportive team player!

Always great to see a first time reaction to expiration date, it's crazy how good it is. It's a shame they never made more even though there were plans for it.

Miss Pauling has always been a long time favorite of mine, though ive yet to read the comics, i heard she's cool in there too
Edit: Also in a different timeline, we could’ve gotten a full show but instead we just get this one episode

17:09 — That bread is toast!

It's no rumor, Spy is canonically Scout's dad. Spy spent his last hours bonding with his son.  Though he didn't have a wish himself, he definitely had one fulfilled, whether he knew it or not.  Ignore Spy threatening to stab him earlier.

Fun fact:  Team confirmed canon names
Heavy: Misha/Mikhail
Engineer: Dell Connager
Sniper: Mick Mundy comic spoilers (Mun-Dee)
Scout: Jeremy (named after Jerma) Willis
Demoman: Tavish Finnegan Degroot
Soldier: Jane Barrister Doe
Medic: Mr. Ludwig

16:06
Soldier: hahaha, I TELEPORTED BREEEEEAAAAAD!!!

Yes you did, you magnificent bastard. Yes you did.

1:09 SHE KNOWS LE LORE! CHAT! SHE KNOWS LORE

11:20 Unironically sorta, yeah, but typically a week earlier and usually without cheficide.

This was originally a pilot for a show on adult swim. There are cosmetics from adult swim characters in game cause of this.

Also not a rumor Scout is canonically gods gift to women and Spy is both scouts dad and dont question Soldier... He is ACTUALLY insane due to lead poisoning.