Jaiden, speed runs the things no one ever wants to

I love the fact that Remix 10 feels the need to have not just one, but TWO fake-out endings

Me: happily bobbing along to the music
then I realized how stressed jaiden must be

I find it funny how, occasionally in this game, they send in massive visual noise to create problems, like that monkey balloon to screw over people who use their eyes to play instead of their ears. But... no one plays with their eyes. Unless you're like, RTgames or smth idk

56:20 As someone who studies physics I agree with your sentiment wholeheartedly, Jaiden! This whole minigame is a violation of the conservation of energy and it should be destroyed.

Honestly if I was 80 minutes into a speedrun and someone joined and started talking over a game where sound is the most important thing, I think I'd react a lot more hostile than Jaiden did lmao

Who else palyed along by tapping the table and realized very quickly how hard this actually is?

We're all vibing and Jaiden is internally screaming this entire 2 hours

my toxic trait is thinking that i too can effortlessly do good on the first try despite having never played this game before

I have watched that Wrestling interview minigame SO many times, but only just now realized that she's saying "Woah, you go big guy!" And NOT "Woah, you got big thighs!"

Jaiden is currently 27th on the Rhythm Heaven Fever leaderboard for all medals, still to this day holding a record, wow

TIMESTAMPS FOR EVERY LEVEL BELOW

I did this at 23:04 (AT NIGHT) when I was unable to sleep, and now I feel tired enough to call it. Thanks for accompanying me this evening Jaiden! Good luck for the future.

0:00 - Run Stars
0:27 - Hole in One
2:51 - Screwbot Factory
4:52 - See-Saw
7:08 - Double Date
9:38 - Remix 1
11:47 - Fork Lifter
13:55 - Tambourine
15:42 - Board Meeting
17:05 - Monkey Watch
19:17 - Remix 2
20:47 - Working Dough
23:26 - Built to Scale
25:18 - Air Rally
27:32 - Figure Fighter
29:34 - Remix 3 (Tonight)
32:41 - Ringside
34:46 - Packing Pests
36:34 - Micro Row
38:41 - Samurai Slice
41:09 - Remix 4
43:47 - Catch of the Day
45:50 - Flipper-Flop
48:04 - Exhibition Match
50:18 - Flock Step
52:52 - Remix 5
54:38 - Launch Party
56:20 - Donk-Donk
58:22 - Bossa Nova
1:00:59 - Love Rap
1:03:10 - Remix 6 (Feat. Headcanon)
1:05:34 - Tap Troupe
1:08:06 - Shrimp Shuffle
1:10:10 - Cheer Readers
1:12:10 - Karate Man (Lonely Storm)
1:14:56 - Remix 7
1:17:26 - Reset and Panic
1:18:00 - Samurai Slice 2
1:20:03 - Working Dough 2
1:22:35 - Built to Scale 2
1:24:24 - Double Date 2
1:26:53 - Remix 8 (I Love You, My One and Only)
1:29:22 - Love Rap 2
1:31:45 - Cheer Readers 2
1:33:39 - Hole in One 2
1:36:59 - Screwbot Factory 2
1:38:04 - Remix 9 (Beautiful One Day)
1:40:28 - Figure Fighter 2
1:42:33 - Micro Row 2
1:44:41 - Packing Pests 2
1:46:16 - Karate Man 2 (Lonely Storm)
1:49:05 - Remix 10
1:53:04 - RUN END! CONGARTS JAIDEN!

1:52:25 it kills me that Jaiden doesn't know that she has to hold A&B and let go here and instead double presses A

Jaiden is just becoming a speedruner at everything

Sometimes i pause the video so Jaiden can catch a breather

This is really late, but when it comes to fails, there are two types: barelys and misses. Barelys indicate that you didn't get an input on rhythm, but you were almost there. Misses indicate that you weren't close at all. In the Rhythm Tengoku and Rhythm Heaven DS, whether or not a barely counts as a miss depends upon the minigame (ex. You can still get a perfect in lockstep even if all the inputs are barelys.) In Rhythm Heaven Fever, all barelys count as misses.

I didn't know you liked Rhythm Heaven, too! They should remake Megamix for the Switch!

I love how, in remix 7, the only ones with space helmets are the tap dancers, implying that they're so tall that they leave the atmosphere 😭

Dang with the way the song lyrics go, it's no wonder you got stressed out: "Its all about you!" "It's up to you!" 1:30:00 and next song and "OK it's on!" and "into you!" around 1:38:00

I love both Rhythm Heaven, and Jaiden…
well, I know what I’m gonna be doing for the next two hours