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"Sir, they have us surrounded and outnumbered 3K to 1!"
"Then it is a fair fight."

Skaven Clans: "Surrender-die now-now!! We have caged-surrounded you!!"
Gor-Rok: " All I am surrounded by is fear and dead rats. "

The Game: You can have thousands of troops and hundreds of armies

Kleeper: No

"One lizard one frog 5,903 Rats and a Dream"

one of the quotes of all time

“Can you win using only heroes?”

Proceeds to choose the faction who gets immediate access to the god of fuck everything in that general direction

I love the Skink Chiefs, they always look just happy to be there in their portraits.

37:52
>show up to captured city
>auto resolve and kill over 1000 troops without taking a lick of damage
>refuse to elaborate
>leave

In warhammer 2 I had a lizard commander called Hextoc that soloed a whole skaven army. Hextoc had about 1k at the end. Literally acted as a one man army that single handedly dealt with the whole skaven faction.

Now I wish the heroes would have a killed totally counter. That counts their kills across the whole campaign.

I've earned two valuable lessons today
1. Everything is a bad matchup against Gor'Rok
2. Everything is weak to nuclear weapons

Yes, and it's even easier with the Vampire Counts. Vlad and Isabella with a couple of vampire heroes are essentially unkillable. The enemies are forced to blob up on you, making their ranged units mostly team-kill, your Winds of Death will hit nearly the entire army every time, and your healing spells and Danse Macbre will hit your entire army, combined with their innate healing from The Hunger and they just don't take much damage at all.

Alternative Title: Screw return to Monke, return to Lizard is my homie now

The Ancients always told Croak one phrase that he remembered for the rest of his life.

"Remember, son, dying is gay."

I like to imagine Gor-Rok just pulls a Chris Redfield and headbutts the incoming boulder (he can't punch it cause he's holding axes) and the boulder actually has less damage resistance than Gor-Rok, so it just shatters into pieces upon contact with Gor-Rok's Tyrannosaurus-like skull.

I love doing archaeon for "Herohammer"
3 different exalted heros
3 different chaos sorcerers
3 Legendary heros
Archeon himself
10 unique heros before you have to reuse

This is some mythical battles type stuff right here. A band of heroic warriors defeating hordes of enemies singlehandedly

Yeah, with the Lizardmen, you eventually reach the point where you recruit heroes around level 30 rather regularly simply due to how each of the faction's bonuses work.  Especially if you have the legendary heroes that boost levels of specific heroes.  I remember I stop playing a Lizardmen campaign when I instantly recruit a Slan Lord at level 40, with a complement of heroes around level 30, because that is just unfair for them.

Lord Kroak is such a badass that, after dying and losing like 99% of his power, he can still casually spam dropping the sun on entire armies.

Can't go wrong with the frog.

I like how this video is Kleaper being terrified of a fight, then it cuts to Gor-rok standing over a field of dead enemies.

It feels like a Total Warhammer 3 Sitcom