Jojo has lived about 10 different lives already. I cannot keep up anymore

Btw if this video does hit the like target I’m going in a disguise

jojo’s snack plate is frying me - it’s like an 8 year old’s idea of a charcuterie board. the whole clip feels like a dad trying to compliment his kid’s very enthusiastic father’s day gift.

as a lesbian i don’t gaf about her label. if she thought she was a lesbian but isn’t that fine, happens to all of us in some ways. but shes just plain strange this woman 😭

I have seen fake couples more genuine than this, something feels off here to me

JoJo PLEASE just clear your throat 😭😭

They kept staring at the platter to make sure it was over a minute 😂😂😂

I'm curious, what's happened with all the child abuse allegations she was under fire about? It got completely buried by all the other shit she's going viral for and everyone's completely forgotten about it.

18:06 please don’t call JoJo Siwa a punkrocker that’s an insult to punk 😭😭😭

I hate it when people say Chris "turned" JoJo like bisexuality isn't real

Chris is not into Jojo as much as she is to him. He is  fame hungry. He definitely seen her coming. He'll break her heart.

2:24 “pressured by the community” I’m gonna go out on a limb & say nobody in the community asked her for anything. Jojo just kinda happens against our will.

Also! Our cheaters caught in 4k video got age restricted yesterday so you may not have seen it, but we've managed to get it sorted with youtube so it's back up if you want to watch it after this one :)

Eating doughnuts while watching and worrying that I'm eating the family.

I feel like she needs to take some time to find herself away from cameras

JoJo Siwa's manager is a marketing genius. They knew exactly that some embroidery on a blouse and a curly bob would get people to lose their minds. It's hilarious how insanely predictable the public's reaction was.

We HAVE to get you to that concert. This can be like your version of Atozy traveling to influencer court cases.

The way they interact on camera looks like best friends but one has a crush on the other one but one sided…

I’m honestly convinced that NOTHING about Jojo is authentic. Her mother tortured her…. I mean raised her that any attn is good attn. (I also feel like she has narcissistic tendencies bc of how much she uses her image on her things. Like cars. Tshirts. A whole ass room filled w her kid merch & ish.)
But I wholeheartedly believe both her & Chris are doing this to cause controversy & be relevant.
IMO

The age gap is so weird, but chris is so immature that they seem to be on the same level.

@19:49 “She’s also threatened to come to Europe on tour… OH NO, SHE ACTUALLY IS COMING" I’m absolutely wheezing 😂