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Half of the video was stimming about Jason derulo😭😭

Half the video is just Joe talking about his teachers and Jason Derulo

Joes favorite words this video was Jason and Derulo😭

I like how this whole video is just Joe remembering things he forgot from his childhood

Joe has baby bartlings

9:57 I love how obsessed Joe was with saying Jason Derulo, he kept pausing the video just to sing it lol

10:31 bro was WAITING for his chat to spam it

1:49 I owned axolotls for 7 years before they eventually passed, and they usually have somewhere between 100 and 1000 eggs, the big determining factors on how many hatch is if you have multiple males in the tank, and how many of the eggs are eaten. If you make no attempt at preserving the eggs you’ll still likely end up with a decent amount of babies, but if you separate the eggs you can easily hatch 80+% of the eggs.

TL:DR axolotls have a fuck ton of kids typically.

13:25 this happened to me. I kept the fish that ate them in a seperate tank from all the rest of my fish and called him Akon the convict.

I once met Joe, who put himself in a tank and filled it with water. he grew fins and started swimming around humming the McDonalds theme song. he start licking the glass before exploding out of the tank, sending glass and water everywhere. He handed me a Domino's Pizza coupon and shook my hand with his sopping wet hands, water dripping on my feet, before he turned, go down on all four limbs, and scurried away like a crab while yelling "The government are watching, the government are watching." 10/10 experience, would meet again.

15:33 Joe you should 100% get one of those wall mounted fish tanks and hang it up behind you so we can see the fish while your streaming.

16:50 STRAIGHT teeth

28:57 sea urchins are actually really damaging to the environment so don’t feel bad.

4:51 the first time Joe genuinely locked tf in, and it was by watching bamboo grow

22:30 dropped a fun fact

0:00 starts blushing

12:16 as a kid my grandparents had a cool ass fishtank and the fish literally all killed each other, the last man standing was a goldfish

Those black tip sharks are actually kinda cute 😭😂

29:46 Sea Salt, I need you Sea Salt