That “You’re going to the gas chamber, Edgar” is so goddamn brutal because, not only was Edgar Jewish, but the Holocaust had only ended two years prior.

What we know about Cole Phelps
- Likes blondes
- Married
- Hates child molesters
- Angry

You f#** young boys Valdez is hilarious and I will never forget that line. Phelps can be funny as heck

“Hey I know you!”
“No you don’t.”
Best comeback line ever!!!

You press "Doubt" and Phelps turns into an asshole. You press "lie" and Phelps calls people pedophiles. That's PTSD taken to the extreme.

19:38 most realistic reaction honestly

22:26 crashes car “Nice car, Roy” that shit has me reeling

19:39 - Underratedly accurate response

28:14 Eminem been real quite since Phelps dropped this

10:08 is so underrated man 💀

4:53, is still great to laugh at

22:27

immediately crashes car
"Nice car, Roy."

4:52 made me nearly spit take.

—“Do you mind if we look around?”
—“Why would you want to do that?”
—“Because we say so.”
—“Well, I guess you can”

Quickest. Argument. Ever.

21:13 Lol at the dramatic sting

A random person: Hey! I know you

Cole: No, you don't

21:41 "Why didn't you report the body Jamison?" sounds like Phelps is playing Among Us

29:28 "Wow" -- Roy's sarcasm made me chuckle XD

19:55 "ehh a bunch of these guys, ask around" proceeds to gestures to the 1 person

2:53 Best interaction in the game.