" I just aged by 500 years."

Well, boys, say goodbye to hagmaxxing, we are now bansheemaxxing

my dad was literally joking about this
"you are a young guy in his 20s, just become some older womens boytoy lol"
My dad knew hagmaxxing before all of you

In my 30s so I'm too old for Hagmaxxing.

It'd just be called dating which is gross because I'm British and there's only horses and single mothers to choose from.

Edit: I say horses because our women are famously toothy and ugly, not because I'm Vaushmaxxing.

It's not so much that we're attracted to "submissive women". We're attractive to confident and genuine woman. What we don't like is the girl boss who thinks they can control us by acting like a boss, manager, or a mother, rather than a partner in crime who wants to be and is our equal.

That moment when Alana realized that Shoe-Senpai noticed her hahaha!

Ben Franklin: “And that’s why I’m on the 100$ bill…”

"Women my age seem to be excited by the freshness and lack of bitterness that comes with dating someone younger"
Which is exactly why guys who can pull younger women likes it too - but they get called predatory for doing it...

yeah its not taught in schools but benjiman franklin was a MASSIVE succesfull playboy like a precursor to hue hefner level success.

despite being rotund white haired man immediatly after finishing any offical bussiness hed go look for new ladies to woo.

and hed always get at least one every single time apparently every woman who talked to him was absolutely charmed.

even when he traveled overseas to england and france for important deals hed go on a lady hunt.

apparently his wife even knew about what he was doing and still didnt leave him he was just so damn good at words charm and bedtime actvitys.

he was basically a real life prawn plot protagonist alongside being a legendary negatioator that helped america come to be.

Younger women think a convo is listing every reason you red flag. While older women talk about every reason your a green flag.

I’m dating someone 15 years older than me right now. I didn’t think I’d ever feel as good in a relationship as I do now. She’s so extremely loving, caring, considerate, respectful, and appreciative. She shows (instead of just tells) me she loves me all the time and makes me believe it. She’s loyal and wants to stay with me for a long time. She doesn’t play stupid games. She’s incredible and selfless in bed. She is so very fulfilling and takes such good care of me and I try to do the same for her.

Sure it’d be nice if she was my age, but as it stands i couldn’t be happier and i couldn’t care less about the age gap.

The one comment about "snack packs" clicked with me. Imagine being 20 and after sleeping with a 30+ year old woman. She baked something like cookies for the both of you. Sounds really nice.

Or maybe I'm too food oriented.

23:31 Listen Alana. I already got a boss. I don't need another boss. But it's less submissiveness and more, I'm looking for someone who can be a mom, to our kids. I don't need someone who is no-nonsense tough all the time. I need someone who is kind and all those other motherly traits. If those traits tend to be more common on submissive women then okay.

I think it's less submissivness, that men are attracted to, and more motherly qualitys. Beeing kind, caring and wholesome amongst other things.
The bossy ceo typ doesn't really give of that good mom feeling.

See, when I tell people I like older women, I meant women who are 1-3 years older than me. Now they just gonna think I’m trying to rob the retirement home.

I do not think zoomers wanna be dominated they want to be taken care of and loved… Alana is 1000% in point here. At least that’s me and EVERYONE else I know.

28:14 shoutout to the chatter who said "She Pre-Ordered Him."

Calling a 30yr old a "Hag" is wild to me, you didn't even hit Cougar range until you were like 40.

“Your mom doesn’t just want to dominate you as a mother, she’s just a parent right?”

You obviously have never experienced growing up with a narcissistic mother as a parent, because this is absolutely is their intent, & not just as their child growing up, but well long into your adulthood, doing everything possible to cripple, & outright destroy your opportunities at your own individual independence, by any means at their disposal to do so. Especially in their interfering attempts of ruinations of friendships, & relationships for her own perceived personal gains.  Narcissism knows no boundaries. Much less respects them!

22:53 Bossy is bad cause people already have a boss at work so coming home to another one would just be biblical hell where you get reminded of your errors all the time

Benjamin Franklin ran through at least half of the French women population.