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Edit: Aaaand Spanish subtitles added by me
Edit 2: Turkish subtitles sent by @100kek3

Everyone else's objective: Kill everyone else

Diavolo's objective: Please for the love of god let me live this time

3:34 i love the detail that Diavolo does relate to Kira's death because Diavolo has probably already died because of an ambulance

As a wise man once said: “Diavolo died so its canon”

I love that everybody is thinking about their foes and being paranoid but diavolo is just “yea I’m fucked”

Never has the translation or rotation of pngs ever looked so visually stunning. My favorite part of the video was constantly pointing out when pursuit occurred.

This is actually so cool, the surreal horror of everything being completely fine until you realize that you have no idea how you even got where you are and as a matter of fact, remember dying. The subtle way it creeps into the slice of life shenanigans they get up to, and the way they all deal with their understanding of reality falling apart, the unreality of it all, the final battle with all the characters AND their stands interacting in different ways only for the insanity to be cut off by something nonchalant, resetting everything to zero this seriously could be an EXTREMELY cool one shot

At least Diavolo lived long enough to win the fight, but never the war.

Words cannot describe how hype the all out jofoe brawl was

That villain battle royale was honestly one of the best written fights I've seen in a while.
Kars being somewhat of a threat by remaining outside of the stand user's ranges but is naturally outclassed by their abilities.
Funny Valentine didn't really get that much of a chance to shine here so that would be my only gripe. He only really was able to show that Kira, in a one on one stand fight, is outclassed. Still funny how he died to a nail-like projectile.
Like I stated, Kira has great utility and is able to defend himself from object attacks by blowing them up. Shame we didn't see BTD but that's alright.
Diavolo's abilities were showcased perfectly here too, abusing Tskip to avoid every attack that would've resulted in his death. And because this is mid-deathloop Diavolo he plays it much safer.
DIO's battle IQ and patience demonstrated perfectly by his plan of taking down Kars, but it also showed how at the end of the day he sees everyone as a pawn to him so he had no problem with sacrificing Pucci. Like his fight with Jotaro, him letting his guard down is ultimately his undoing, which in turn demonstrated how Pucci takes advantage of every moment he gets and is able to take out DIO.
Not gonna lie Dio Brando stealing The World was a large curveball that I never saw coming. Like most other people I would've assumed that Vampire-Dio would've been the first to go, but I was pleasantly surprised. I liked how crafty you wrote Dio in this. He, like Pucci, is a great opportunist and tactician shown by how he prevents Valentine from escaping and staying by the sidelines as in terms of power, he is outclassed which is also addressed by how easily DIO beats Dio. Not giving a definitive winner to TStop vs TSkip was also a nice bonus since we don't know how they would interact with eachother. Dio's undoing is his cockiness and him not being as level-minded as DIO.
And then there is Wonder-of-U being a menace as usual by just being there

the stand rush between King Crimson and The World was actually so sick.

I love that Tooru doesn't show up at his booth, literally Luigi Wins without doing anything at all.

Diavolo: "who the hell are you anyway"
Wonder of U: "                            "
(A lightbulb falls from the ceiling and decapitates Diavolo)

The way kars's discs got extracted was actualky insane holy shit

“And then he turned into a fish, funniest shit I’ve ever seen!”

Im so glad that 「Wonder of You」didn't kill Diavolo when he asked who it is/belongs to, mainly because it's ability is activated by someone pursuing it or its user

Honestly, I kinda wish Diavolo actually did get out of the loop.That clutch was insane

Of all bizarre things that have happened in JoJo crossovers like Eyes of Heaven, the fact that this is the first time I've seen Part 1 Dio having The World is actually surprising

Pucci extracting dio’s discs was the biggest anime plot twist i’ve ever seen

I like that when Pucci tells Dio he failed Dio goes "It was prolly the jostars wasn't it? It's cool, they do that lol"