I'll add Spanish subs later it's too much typing

Edit: ya [CC]
Edit 2: French subtitles by Nex (updated)
Edit 3: Polish subs by Nartuz
Edit 4: Persian subs by King MPHS
Edit 5: Arabic subs by @reaper-lf2mf

I love how we all know Jotaro would just be chillin’ at an aquarium saying “this is sick as fuck”  while everyone gets into crazy shit

Jotaro saying "this is sick as fuck" had me dying for several minutes

Broke "I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream"
Vs
Woke "I, Jean Pierre Polnareff, want to build Polnareffland"

I realized that Okuyasu could move in time stop. I think we all know if he was smart, he's the ultimate being who could bend gravity, time, and space. Plus stopping time.

josuke: WE JUST KILLED AN EMPLOYEE
mista: WE JUST KILLED AN EMPLOYEE
okuyasu: funniest shit ive ever heard

3:33 OLD MAN JOSEPH STILL HAS IT IN ‘EM

everyone being terrified everytime Fugo wanted to help using his stand had me wheezing the whole video

1:29 lore accurate jojo

The way Bucciarati slowly turned around in complete silence when Joseph called him a nice lady had me rolling here.

0:57 I love how Jotaro just blurts out that he killed DIO and immediately changes the subject

Everyone is just goofing around and Mista Josuke and Okuyasu are literally covering up a murder

10:10 the part where he moves has me in tears

"Jotaro stops time"
Okuyasu: So it's the same type of stand as ZA HANDO.

Giorno: "Hey, did you know my real dad?"
Jotaro: "Yea, I killed himanyway where is the aquarium"

Joseph pretending to mishear somebody just so he can predict their next line is golden

Nothing like two Japanese high school students helping a Italian mafia member dispose of a supposedly real corpse using ghost boxers.

This format is absolutely amazing to make parodies/AUs. I went in expecting a shitpost but instead got a video masterpiece. The sex pistols scene actually got me hyped for the duration. 10/10

i loved the utter silence in the aquarium and then jotaro just says “this is sick as fuck” while absolutely nothing is happening

"i think he mistook us for children because we are short"
-side characters 2021