"It was okay." - Rogal Dorn

The codex does support this action. "loads bolter with religious intent"

Guilliman: Now remember, these are suggestions NOT law!!

Shitbag: These are laws not suggestions. Got it.

"Space book say this bad."
- Shitbucket

Adeptus Astartes after the Codex: "I feel thin, sort of stretched... like... butter spread over too much bread..."

*Ultramarine waves codex at Templar.
*Templar looks at the book.
Templar: "Cousin, my armor handles the management of my bodily waste. Why would you hand me this latrine parchment?"

"Its more like a set of guidelines then rules" guilleman upon returning

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Remember kids,
The Emperor Protects!

Dark Angels and Imperial Fists: uncomfortable whistling

Space Wolves: “take yer word holders and cram em up your arse!"

Me: causally discusses why I don’t like the new book we’re reading in class

Every other scout compliant to the codex:
ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

Ultramarine: "Follow the Codex!"
Black Templar: "To long, did not read!"
Space Wolf "Wait you guys can read?"

"One should only innovate after developing a foundation rooted in doctrine"

There is a saying in germany: "The master breaks the form" It's shorter and says the same :D

Lorgar: "Guys! Guys! I wrote a book!"
Guilliman: "My book is better and more popular."
Lorgar: "..did.. did you even read my book?"
Guilliman: "I don't need to read your book to know mine is better."

Imagining an enormous primarch sitting in front of a computer typing away amuses me for some reason.

"Captain, the Codex Astartes does not..."
Titus: "STFU Leandros and follow your orders! That's all you're good for apparently."

Ultramarines: But Codex Astartes...
Black Templar: We call that book Cockdex Asstartes, cousin.

You'll never take Ultramar, the whole subsector is covered in the strongest plot armour available.

Ultrasmerf: it says we can't do that in the codex
Space wolf: WELL I CAN'T READ

“How to be a giant, fanatical, killing machine.” By Roboute Girlyman.