“I need a price check on 2 grapes” “2 measly, stinkin grapes”!! 😂😂😂

Back when Carl sounded like Lenny

15 minutes better than the last 15 years.

“SORT OF!” My favorite Simpsons joke of all time.

“Ok, but I’m only paid to drive…” 😂😂

"Homersexual" 🤣

"I wanna pay you $200,000 a year

Me: and I wanna let you !🤲

that monkey moment at 10:08 is exactly why the simpsons was so special and feels so cold and dead now, its a genuinely heartwarming moment between homer and lisa. the show's later seasons wouldnt ever have anything so personal involved, its moments like that that really made this show so special back in the day

Homer: "Did you swipe those from work ?”
Apu: "Certainly not ! What has been implied here ?!""
Absolute gold.

"BYE BOOK!"

Way back when The Simpsons was actually funny, seems like a million years ago...

“My theory is that the subject will be socially maladjusted, and harbour a deep resentment towards me.” Underrated quote 😂

8:42 that’s not enough...WE demand MORE ASBESTOS!! MORE ASBESTOS! MORE ASBESTOS! MORE ASBESTOS!

"And when I hit reverse, I can make them go back in!"
😂😂😂😂

".. sort of.." answer me with confidence! "SORT OF!!"

He says there aren't any easy answers; I say he's not looking hard enough.

"Will you take us to Mount Splash More?"

😂 I love the occasions where Bart and Lisa have a unifying cause and work together.
Reminds me of my own love - hate relationship I had with my own little sister when we were kids. 😂
We're older now tho obviously, and just about the best of mates.

Buddy: ran away from home
Lao-Tzu: ate poisonous toad, now in a coma
Santa's little helper: bit Bart, homer didn't mind.

“It’s just a bunch of stuff that happens.” Pretty much sums up Life.

2:32 I like how one of the pros is "dislikes the boy" lol.