Chris Hansen Files still in the works, Dahvie Vanity Files is coming, ShannyforChrist in the works -- Patience, young padawan, patience. They will arrive.

greg: yeah... its chris hanson

dispatcher: ........ okay im gunna need you to take a seat

Hansen was a MASSIVE disappointment he bit more than he could chew and choked

Imagine....calling the cops and saying that Chris Hansen is at your door.

In regards to his child falling out of a window: He wouldn't need to think about what the internet is going to say if he didn't have such an extensive track record for being a abusive creep and overall trainwreck.

Rep is dressing like he just joined a chirstian rock band

I got my popcorn 🍿

The easiest way to put it is Onision knows how to break the law without actually breaking the law.

Every time I hear that 911 recording, I just lose it- it’s arguably one of the funniest things to happen this year
“do we know his name at all?”
“... it’s Chris Hansen”
L M A O

Imagine being the wrong Chris Hansen and getting hauled into court just to be told to go home.

"It's Chris Hansen!" Will forever be iconic tho

I get genuinely upset imagining what its like being Greg's child

Ridiculous how Greg thought you were scamming your fans even though you didn’t ask them to be generous and help you out. You didn’t force anyone to donate and you only asked for people to help out paying your lawyer fees.

His kids are too young right now, but eventually they will join the land of the internet most likely, or have friends at school that have, and they will have to live with the unfortunate "legacy" of both their parents... That right there, that breaks my heart. Those kids are going to go through Hell.

He might not have pushed her .....but she fell because of neglect...

Chris really did fail us all but I will never not find it funny that he calls Onision “psycho brat”

The whole Chris Hanson thing was incredibly disappointing. This is someone we've all known and loved, who put away predators. As soon as he got his hands on it he absolutely ruined everything. He's also gone on to sell the story to mainstream media. This is the opposite of what the victims wanted. Bearing in mind if the regular Joe public see it, and they will be outraged but it's more likely to see a push for charges against onision. It just wasn't consensual from the victims of all of this.

I bet onion boy is moving his greasy fingers at the speed of light trying to get this video taken down.

I'm glad pressure is back on him... He was starting to slip through the cracks ...

"who's at your door?"

"...it's Chris Hansen"

Bass drop