AI blockchain is like my two least favourite words stapled together into a shit sandwich

i just want it to be over.

Crypto grifting off of AI.
To quote a modern bard, "It's like puking on a pile of shit."

"AI crypto" is extremely funny as a term because the only things the two have in common is that both fucked with GPU prices and are 99.999999% scams.

The Venn diagram of crypto bros and Ai bros is a circle

AI, crypto, NFTs - I call stuff like this “Scamware” because there is no other purpose to it besides scamming people and they’re just extremely stupid

I don't know how many more 'I'm Tired Boss' I have in me

I can't think of anything more horrifying than a smart contract for crypto being vibe coded. That is a disaster waiting to happen.

the snake, not content to eating its own tail, has decided to instead eat the tail of ANOTHER snake while said snake is in the process of enjoying said tail

Try Not to Scam People with New Pointless Technology Challenge (Impossible)

I assumed crypto bros and ai shills were the same people 😂

I have to say, the concept of an AI generated NFT is so funny to me. Artificial scarcity is supposed to give it value, and it was originally sold as a way for "artists to be paid for their art without having to go through the centralized market" or whatever. But automatic mass-production of a "scarce" resource is the stupidest thing I have ever seen.
The only thing more worthless than crypto or AI is both of them combined.

it’s like a flea living off a tick

Crypto-bros attach themselves to AI-grifts.
On different news, bear shat in the woods.

"Crypto never had a killer app"
They did, it was called the silk road, and it was the only genuine reason for someone who's not a cultist to buy into crypto. NFT did briefly too, but the appeal of buying virtual monkeys isn't on the same level as buying real drugs.

> It just looks like a house racing track.

No it does not. I would sooner gamble there, because they present odds of winning. For the analogy to fit, each horse is permitted to race precisely once, and also the racers include every type of domesticated mammal, a variety of wild mammals, a smattering of reptiles, birds and bony fish, and also you're required to call them all horses.

I'm tired boss.

Sweater game continues to grow off the charts.

Oh this is an easy one. The crypto scammers simply smelled more blood of fresh idiots in the water.

I mean it makes sense; Cyptocurrency was "the future" and then it never happened so now I guess they have to limpet onto the next "the future".