“Join the Dark Side.” -Palpatine
“Nah, I’d democracy.” -Dooku

That was . . . nice a story without tons of chaos and Anakin being a moron. This can only mean the next one leads to a universe decended into total darkness

This one was peaceful. I actually slowed down and feel better. Thank you Darth Theorist team. I appreciate it

What if all of Palpatine's plans backfired? What I mean by this is things like his attempts to make the Jedi look bad end up making them look good, he actually reduces corruption instead of making it worse, and so on. He's seen as one of the greatest chancellors the Republic has ever had, and he hates it.

A beautiful tale and the true “Happy Ending” Anakin deserved.

Gods, Dooku is such a GOAT

Tywin: "I've taught you well, my old friend."

"More wine, Chancellor?" Dooku asks as he moves closer
Palpatine, "Why, I don't mind if I do"
"I even recognize the brand, excellent year"
"It is the same wine I shared with an old colleague not so long ago"
Dooku, "Indeed"
Palpatine's face goes pale, "Surely you don't know..."
Dooku, "The ways of the Sith?"
"It should please you to know, once it takes hold, well..."
"You'll go quick"
Palpatine stumbles against the wall, already unsteady on his feet

19:16 Missed opportunity to say "I AM YOUR FATHER." 😮

This was a beautiful story. The ending was perfection.

LOVE IT ! Makes a lot of sense for dooku to do what he kept speaking on but not turn into the enemy!

The music made it more emotional and I love it 👏❤

1:43 Only Charles Dance could play Dooku in live action after Sir Christopher Lee 🗿

This was well written. Loved the double marriage. Gud shit, Theorist!

Aww, that was a surprisingly wholesome outcome. The music at the end helped too ❤

Welcome Early Theorist Listeners! Wonder what Count Dodo will do to piss off Papa Palpy

Dooku: “It’s a shame Palpatine died from Space Ligma.”

Anakin: “Uh, whats Space Ligma?”

Dooku: “Ligma Space Balls.”

Anakin: “… MOOOOOM.”

Dooku: “Wait- Anakin no!”

Shmi appears in a hallway with a sandal

Nice music choices, really highlights the elegance of Dooku then his ruthlessness.

What if Anakin was in a x amount long time loop?

Love the story as usual, might be good to turn the volume down a little on the music, it fits nicely but was almost louder than your voice