Edit AGAIN: HELLO EVERYONE THE THIRD ONE IS OUT THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT!
https://youtu.be/dNkCkFZ3S4A?si=Yot8bHDDe7_YBWCX

Edit: Before you comment that the last guy is a genshin impact cosplay...yeah i know that now. Still pretty cool tho

In honor of the original video hitting 100K views...part 2!!!
I did manage to get myself copyright claimed a few times, which usually doesn't matter to me, but my usage of Spot Holes 2 got the video blocked in Russia. whoops.

anyway thank you for watching and all👍
I tried to include songs and images that not too many people had already used

I'd unironically love some surrealist RPG Maker game where all of the bosses and enemies are as crack as these, and each comes with a wildly different, but strangely fitting, fight theme

0:00 Hystericus, the eternal smiler (tutorial boss)
0:25 Mannequs Arachnus, lord of spiders (world 1 miniboss)
0:50 THE ALMIGHTY TANKRAB (world 1 final boss)
1:15 Sir Consolicus, knight of graphics (world 2 miniboss)
1:41 Nerfinator (world 2 miniboss)
2:06 The man brothers, masters of style (world 2 final boss)
2:31 The Chosen Undrip (world 3 miniboss)
2:57 The REAL hangman (world 3 miniboss)
3:22 The Great Old Hoodie, master of manipulation (world 3 final boss)
3:47 Virginicus, legendary assassin (world 4 miniboss)
4:12 it’s a skeleton with a gun (world 4 miniboss)
4:38 Trafficus, master of the conetana (world 4 final boss)
5:03 The Bluescreen reaper (world 5 miniboss)
5:28 a nun with guns, how original (world 5 miniboss)
5:54 The Wise Catthulu (world 5 final boss)
6:19 The Entity (intermission boss)
6:44 Max, protector of good boys (world 6 miniboss)
7:10 The legendary pheonix of wind (world 6 miniboss)
7:35 Jesus, savior of alternative rock (world 6 final boss)
8:00 The Mad Crossguard (world 7 common enemy)
8:25 Frank, collector of souls (world 7 miniboss)
8:51 THE ANIME KID (final boss of the game)
Secret boss tutorial:
Go back to the Jesus battle and after he gives you his guitar, play the furby melody (it’s in the ost if you don’t know how to play it)
9:16 Furbiel, the archfurby (secret boss)
9:41 this character is unnamed and appears in the post credits, perhaps they’re a character in the sequel?
Overall review: 8/10, although the game does have a few flaws I think overall most of the bosses were really good, world 2 was a bit underwhelming though and the boss rush was overly infuriating

0:50 : Combat-Ready Armoured Behemoth (C.R.A.B)

0:00 Laughter Bringer- Man of Smiles
0:25 The Plastic Centipide- Wrath of the Mannequins
0:50 Crustatea Armora- The Armored Crustacean
1:15 ConsoleMan- The Gaming Veteran
1:40 MEGA PEW PEW MAN- The OVERLOADED Gunner
2:05 Death Defying Store Double- Cody & Larry
2:30 Sir Drippicus the 1st- Knight of style
2:55 The Coat Hanger Wizard- Lover of Symmetry
3:22 The Confusing Giant- Ruler of an Ancient Cult
3:49 Redditor-Weeb: Ultra Form
4:14 Ratter-Tatter- The Skeleton Troublemaker
4:38 ConeHead- A bit different, I think.
5:04 Bluescreener- Killer of PCs
5:29 Nun-Kimbo-Turned from God to Gun
5:54 Catella Gigante- Scourge of the Christmas Village
6:20 Lamp Slender- Always Watching.
6:45 Shibamurai- The one with no pets
7:10 Owl of thunder-Scourge of the Skies
7:35 Jesus- The Crucified Rockstar
8:00 Sign Warrior- Protector of The Ancient Roads
8:25 Grizzled Scrapper- Icon of WAR
8:50 Rainbow Angel- Sent to strike you down
9:16 The Holy Furby- Be not afraid.
9:42 Ak'Miverin, The Last Ancient One

The metal slug one made me smile, as one of the metal slug bosses is a crab wearing a tank

8:51 “BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!” The bag of quarters in my pocket:

0:00 He who smiles: the online enforcer
0:25 The emperor's guardian: ancient abomination
0:50 Combat capable Robotically enhanced Amphibious Battle creature (C.R.A.B): the beast of the beach
1:15 Larry the gamer: the virtual champion
1:41 Garry the gunner: the vengeful gunslinger
2:06 John and Jimmy: The dynamic duo
2:31 MC Lancelot: knight of the drip, slayer of beats
2:57 Sato the slayer: master of abortions, killer of the unborn
3:22 The dark hood: lord of wraiths
3:50 Chuck the delusional: mad king of all weebs
4:12 Machine Gun Skelly: Champion of the undead
4:38 Safety Stan: enforcer of rules, guardian of OSHA
5:03 ERROR: The soft ware reaper
5:28 Sister marry: the repentant assassin
5:54 MITTENS: The Destroyer Of Worlds
6:19 The shaggy stalker: consumer of souls
6:44 Master Max: the goodest of boys
7:10 Storm phenix: king of the sky
7:35 Jebus: The prophet of metal
8:00 Safety Steven: Writer Of Rules, Champion Of OSHA
8:25 Sergei: God of destruction
8:51 Arcius: The Light Bringer
9:16 The Watcher: Eternal Abomination
9:41 The Auditor: Nameless Master Of Reality

2:06 Jo and Joe: the magnificent posers

5:03 Secret boss unlocked by closing the game while it's saving.

8:28 this music sounds as if he just delivered some epic speech and is about to get up from his throne, then crack his knuckles.

I don't play Zelda, nor have I ever faced a guardian. But I associate the beginning part with spiders, because it sounds like a bunch of legs but in music. And the panic I felt at hearing those first few notes almost immediately-

5:14 "Uh oh it seems I've seem to encountered a problem. Here I'll delete it for you." Pulls out scythe and boss fight begins

9:23 bibblically accurate furby

Fighting a pair of mannequins that hide themselves in a clothing store actually sounds like it’s a pretty fun boss fight.

9:16 biblically accurate Firby.

7:41 he shreded for our sins

9:08 THAT FITS SO WELL

8:29 Military General Of the Autobot Army

2:32 Sir Preme, knight of dripmere