the Markiplier effect. Everything you touch markiplies

The fact that people are going so hard after Mark for “insider trading” and not the literal government officials who are ACTUALLY doing it really says a lot

Unus Annus Paraphrased Quote: "I think the crime I'd be most likely to commit would be Accidental Insider Trading"

Basically to sum up part of the Go Pro Section:
Mark does not want anyone to make an investment into the company as it’s basically a huge loss investment if you’re not financially fit to experience a huge loss in returns.
And if Go Pro ends up going towards funding Gen AI/Data Center Development or turning into a “Flock Camera Subsidiary”, he will pull everything out and completely disavow any involvement with Go Pro in the future.

Mark did the worst pump&dump ever: didn't pump, didn't dump, yet get suspected of doing it.

Not Ethan being the one to think he’d be accused of accidental insider trading back in UA only for it to happen to Mark

Only Markiplier would be stuck in an insider trading scheme, but looking at it from the outside 🤣🤣

I like how this stream basically forces anyone reporting on the issue to watch the playthrough of this entire game.

"I. Finally. Got. A. SPONSO—!"
"Nvm yall."

I love to imagine a bunch of reporters have to click on a markiplier fnaf fan game video XD

Thanks for playing! This is really a dream come true, really. I'm really glad you enjoyed my bizaree, weird, game.

I've never gone from "I'm totally going to buy two of those and some stock" to "let the end be near" so quickly.

When Ethan thought he'd be most likely to commit accidental insider trading, it's actually Mark that got roped into it in the end.

Mark putting his money to try and invest in the possibility of other people having better access to creative endeavors only for it to be merged with a stupid military AI data company is such a kick in the nuts.

trying to put good tools in the hands of creatives, just for them to merge with an ai company? that actually IS like being lured out into the desert and shot after all </3

Mark is so blatantly honest, even when he's incapable of sharing certain things, he's honest about why he can't. Mark's transparency is exactly why any scandal attempts on him always fall through, because he's just not that kind of guy and we KNOW he isn't 😂 I just feel bad for Mark cause he's been so genuinely happy using that camera—

Mark playing Poppy Playtime: DONT YOU MAKE T O Y S
Mark at GoPro: DONT YOU MAKE C A M E R A S

insider trading accusations to piss simulator. Can only get this kind of content from markiplier

Mark invested his money in 3 Vegan Entrepreneurs BEFORE he was aware of the toilet cam.

Mark's continued bad luck with brand deals / sponsors continues.