I still sleep to this video and it’s 2026

I feel like Wade's competitive nature is both a blessing (Fuck your dreams, fuck your nightmares. I'm gonna beat you.) and a curse (BARBARAAAA!!!)

This is a  complete list of what time segments are for each video
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING: 0:00 - 45:58
REVERSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE!!: 46:06 - 1:54:20
THE LEGENDARY +9999 CARD | UNO: 1:54:36 - 2:33:11
MAKE IT STOP!! | UNO: 2:36:22 - 3:16:29
WADE LITERALLY EXPLODES IN RAGE | UNO: 3:16:32 - 3:56:43
LOSING OUR MINDS!! | UNO: 3:56:49 - 4:24:31
THE CARD OF A THOUSAND TRUTHS | UNO: 4:24:39 - 5:01:22
YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH... | UNO: 5:04:16 - 5:42:34
THOU SHALT BE SKIPPED!! | UNO: 5:42:50 - 6:24:31
WADE LITERALLY BREAKS HIS HAND | UNO: 6:24:38 - 6:51:10
the DEMONETIZATION card | UNO: 6:51:18 - 7:21:40
THE CARD OF INFINITE SKIPS | UNO: 7:57:45 - 8:30:40
A COMPLETELY NEW WAY TO PLAY!! | UNO Flip!: 8:31:20 - 9:07:49
WADE HAS NO IDEA... | UNO: 9:08:05 - 9:44:40
I'M BEING BULLIED!! | UNO: 9:45:00 - 10:18:35
NOW WE ARE ONE... | UNO: 10:18:48 - 10:48:20
MOST CARDS I'VE EVER DRAWN | UNO: 10:48:26 - 11:28:50
THE LONGEST GAME EVER PLAYED | UNO: 11:28:55 - 11:59:43
Enjoy!!

idk why but the whole "you're gonna laugh" bit kills me every time. like it's so dumb but i love it lmao

also leaving this here just for me: 3:33:25 when bob says "eat a giant pile of shut the fuck up" loops in my head constantly

1:11:48 “I’m gonna come over to where you guys are” 😭
1:40:34 “I’ve seen shorter people”
2:34:06
3:50:18 “BARBARA 👹👹” “yayyy😊🎉”
4:33:00
4:51:16 yeah!
6:03:38 the French ladies
6:46:12 wade dislocating his hand from jazz hands
6:51:16 auto tune sneeze

God the sheer amount of times I've watched this compilation in the background while I do work or anything is a little insane.   At this point I've probably watched this whole video through like 10+ times

Here's the total wins list no one asked for
Bob: 32
Wade('s block of cheese): 25
Mark: 19
BARBARA: 6
JP: 2
Bwaaah: 1
Globox: 1
Al Dusty: 1
Odysseus: 1

the long hallway effect with bob’s “you guys playing uno over there? looks fun” kills me every time 😭😭

Everyone sleep well? Or am I the only one who sleeps to this

2:43:32 I didn’t catch this the first time. Mark just silently noticing the overlap between his facecam and JP’s profile picture, and then trying to line his face up with it, was absolutely hilarious to me!

1:07:40
got to be one for the books; that pause from the laughter only to realize what actually happened  was fricking hilarious
Edit: After years of falling asleep to this video, i can now say "wade's block of cheese"

Bob is so underrated when he’s just kind of defeated? Like during the game at around 3:30:00 and he’s just like “oh, well…hmm. That’s not good”

men will do anything except read the card descriptions

I just noticed at around 2:49:00 Mark was actually the one to say "two tits of a rats ass" and Bob blamed Wade while Mark just laughs

Bob: Do you have any nice things to say about Mark, Wade?
Wade: I've seen shorter people. Is that good? Compliments are hard.

Watch these episodes so many times I can still hear the editing...

4:24:12 gosh, the way Bob just goes “we let you win” ☺️ and wade immediately stops celebrating is the funniest thing ever

8:14:05
"She's A Magician!" 😂😂😂
all I can picture is him in a corner of a room with his conspiracy theories against Barbara and a tinfoil hat on 😂😂😂😂

Funny Moments
4:19:06 - Mark: Ok, Cool, Have fun with all those. Wade: OH GOD!
3:38:32 - Mark: Red?
5:22:57 - Bob: Wade's Gonna Laugh
8:25:21 - Lucky Draw 4
3:47:40 - FuUuuUUuuUuUuuuu-
5:01:44 - help me, help me
5:05:22 - Wade gets clipped
5:21:32 - Wade: oh, wow.
9:50:46 - Mark: I hope Bob doesn't win.
9:52:08 - The Nightmare Card
5:28:00 - Draw some more cards, Mark.
5:52:17 - Mark: Oh.. Bad Move there, Wade..
5:55:08 - Wade: DON'T SEE THE POWER I'VE WIELDED!
6:04:10 - Bob: The sound of footsteps walking away.
6:08:04 - Instant Karma
6:08:21 - More Karma
6:09:57 - Mark: Alright, well, im running outta options.
6:13:52 - Mark: I am that smart.
5:52:45 - Wade: YOU MOTHER FUH
5:25:40 - Wade: Whats a rubberb?
5:26:16 - Wade: Well, lets play the most dangerous game!
5:33:36 - Mark: Hey Bob, do you mind this?
5:37:12 - Mark: No,No, Wa-Wade
6:03:00 - UNO Twitter Mumble
6:45:09 - Limping Around ARGHHH
7:13:28 - Mark: NO NOT THIS!
7:42:25 - Wade: My time is limited on this planet.
7:51:06 - Bob: Yeah Mark did that to you.
7:55:20 - Mark: Wade why do you do that to people you sack of-
8:17:10 - Bob: NeVer GoNnA eNd, We're GonNa DiE HeRe
5:37:37 - Wade: Yeah, One more hand so I can finish munchin'.
6:15:46 - Bob: I'm sure Mark has to draw some cards.
6:51:16 - Bob Sneeze
8:21:08 - Wade has multiple strokes.
8:43:48 - Wade: watchuGuDuHSlop

I love the way they all have sections where one is losing their shit while the other 2 just sit there either antagonizing them or sitting there pretending to sympathize