I named my dog "sirius" and now whenever i say "Sirius go back to azkaban" he walks to his cage

My meme:

Dumbledore:
0 horcruxes, died at age 115.

Voldemort:
7 horcruxes, died age 71.

This is why horcruxes are bad for you.

Hagrid: "You're a unit of power harry"
Harry: "I'm a watt"

One of my favorite Harry Potter jokes I heard recently:
The cat goes... Meow
The owl goes... hoot
The ferret goes... "Wait till my FATHER hears about this!"

My favorite HP meme:
Hermione: “HARRY YOU ATTACKED A TEACHER!”
Also Hermione: *sets Snapes cloak on fire

The Lumos and Nox thing with the phone flashlight BLEW MY MIND.

The meme with Harry and Ron looking back in the car from the chamber of secrets is unbeatable

Voldemort didn't kill Cedric Diggory, Twilight did.

The "Keep the Lilys alive" joke KILLED me.
Also, the Lumos/Nox moment... 😅😅😅

To be fair to Cho she didn’t choose to snitch on the DA. Umbridge spiked her with Veritaserum.

2:55 People tend to forget Movie Cho only snitched cuz she was given truth serum

When he said: jk also said that the cursed child is canon which is: excuse me I have to go and vomit. lol 😂😅

harry:"up!"
hermione:"how did you do that"
harry:"it's up not Uppp"
hermione:"you dare my own spells against me pottah"
ron:"🤣😂🤣😂"

Do you have magic hair? : ✅
Magic Hands? :✅
Do animals talk to you? : ✅
Were you kidnapped or enslaved? : ✅
Do people assume all your problems were solved because a big, string man showed up? : ✅
… Yer a princess, Harry.

Book: ‘Harry quoted calmly.’
Oh no.

2:37 Harry dressed like Lupin for dada meetings

4:01, the first time I've seen my guy laugh like this

I like Hermione with Ron better. Shows that a girl and boy can just be platonic friends and shows that the guy who feels like he's never chosen gets chosen by his dream girl 🥰

Helena's photo in the meme is a scene from The Crown Season 3, Morgan, which Helena portrayed Princess Margaret.
It is the Investiture of Prince (now King) Charles as the Prince of Wales scene, which, in real life, Princess Margaret wore the pink outfit in the ceremony.

And, what more funny is, in the final two seasons of The Crown (S5-S6), our movie Umbridge Imelda Staunton portrayed Queen Elizabeth II 😅

i love the that once Morgan was kinda insecure about wearing glasses and told us he didn't like how he looked with glasses on, but then literally everyone in the comments wrote that he looks amazing and he's been rocking that look since then