"Cornelius Fudge Sucks"

Have a biscuit, Morgan.

Cornelius Fudge is the prime example of incompetence. He's like having that one boss, that you wonder constantly, how they got their job

The fact that Fudge thought Dumbledore would build an army to overthrow him when Dumbledore could just single handedly infiltrate and take down the entire Ministry himself is beyond me

Harry: Blows up his aunt
Fudge: No problem
Harry: Saves himself and his cousin from a fate worse than death(the dementor’s kiss)
Fudge: Wait that’s illegal

Cornelius: "He's back?"


Every harry potter fan on the face of the earth: slaps forehead

Fun fact: Fudge put Dolores Umbrige in Hogwarts so there wouldn't be a secret army. But, by putting Umbrige in the school, he also indirectly made Dumbledore's army

Fudge was next to Peter Pettigrew  the Biggest coward in the Entire Series.

Fudge's incompetence let Voldemort take over the Ministry in just over two years, whilst in the First War Voldemort had been fighting the Ministry for 11 years. Thats what you call incompetence.

Dumbledore rejects minister job 100 times

Cornelius fudge: Lets sue him for trying to take my job .

I’m pretty sure after his reign, the ministry just says you fudged up whenever anyone does something stupid

Cornelius Fudge's story gives a good message. "Just ignoring your problems will not always make them go away."

The wizarding community rallied in unprecedented unity to call for Fudge's resignation.  Everyone from Dumbledore to Voldemort wanted Fudge out of office, that's really saying something...

Fudge: Gives himself Order of Merlin, First class for being “Brave”
Fudge like 15 years later: “He’s back?”
Fudge: Resigns

“Mdm Pomfrey kicked Fudge and Snape out because they were upsetting her patient”   I love this woman so much

The ONLY good and helpful thing Fudge has ever done was giving that newspaper to Sirius when in Azkaban, and that's it.

the fact that fudge uses his power to slander a 15 year old boy is disgusting

That opening line literally is the main point.

First words of the video: "Cornelius Fudge Sucks"


Me: We're off to a great start

Fudge:  Dumbledore, should I award myself order of merlin second class?
Dumbledore:  No.
Fudge:  He's right. I'm more of a first-class guy

I love how Fudge calls Harry crazy and explains that as the reason for his saying that Voldemort is back. But then, when Harry names the Death Eaters he quickly changes his story to say that Harry is lying. Really shows how pathetic Fudge is