Two of my favorite movies of all time. Takes sarcasm to a new level. Love Guy Ritchie.

Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a packet of fucking peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

Missing the great camera twisting scene on the Pub, to show "replica" and "desert eagle .50" on the side of the guns. Also the one after, with Boris dodging the bullets and when the gun is empty Tony says "you lucky mother ***"

Always gotta have the homeboy who cooks for the crew.
"Give me two bits of time, mate. Good as gold, this is."

I’ve seen this movie probably 100 times; just watched this & now I’m gonna watch it when I get to the Gym 😂😂

"The pikey didnt, why? because he had plans on running the car over..." 🤣🤣🤣

Reminds me of a similar great set of lines in a song called "child of calamity" by Pine Box Boys...

"Hey mister is that all youre gonna pour? I thought you said that we wer drinkin! We dont count the shots, we count the barrels. There's a light, I hear it dont go out, sometimes it gets to blinkin. Directly, itll spark and pop out farewells. I think I see a flicker in your light, were gonna fight. The smell of weakness gets my hammer nailing. Im bad when I feel good but Im meaner when Im ailing. So bow down the child of calamity is coming. Dared the devil, proud to say I took it on the jaw...."

and

"Stand back and give me room cant you see Im getting started? I just fought a train, and I won by knockout!"

🤣🤣🤣

Q: What's in the car..?
A: Seats and a steering wheel...

Death at a furneral and this always keep me in stiches

Of course I am ❤

tremendo peliculón !!!!

Where would you get better 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

Like gold

This is how to tell a story  on film! Direction, performance, editing and photography don't get any better than this, especially the editing.
Guy Ritchie had a dream team of actors to work with to relate a complicated plot, which is done with ease.

My guy,and my Jason~~~~~😊😊😊😊

Avant le dvd!

Good,i like it

Dags

Boris

Idris

Guy Richtie; new producer, new Director, British. What the hell does the title mean, "Snatch". Who are the actors--Have I watched any of their movies. Many did not recognize the movie because, "Who is Guy Ritchie?"