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I Turned Skyrim into a Horrible Sports Game

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Can you kick a cabbage across Skyrim? In this Skyrim challenge, three competitors attempt to kick one cabbage from Riften all the way to Solitude as fast as possible. Welcome to Cabbageball.

I challenged Joov and ForTheWren to the dumbest sport in Skyrim: a full province-wide cabbage race across The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. No fast travel. No horses. No weapons to move the cabbage. Just broken Skyrim physics, Fus Ro Dah, backup cabbages, tactical holds, sacrifice plays, and the slow psychological collapse that comes from trying to move a vegetable across an entire open-world RPG.

Full Cabbageball rulebook: https://bandercoot.com

Thanks to Joov and ForTheWren for suffering through the first official Cabbageball tournament. Check out their channels here:

Joov: ‪@Joov‬
Joovs run: Kicking a Cabbage from Riften to Solitude

ForTheWren: ‪@For_The_Wren‬
Wrens run: CABBAGEBALL SUPER CUT (first run kicking c...

If you try to beat the official Cabbageball record, record your run and send it in. The leaderboard is now open.

Cabbageball logo and website made by Brianna B

Timestamps
0:00 INTRO
1:17 NORDVPN
2:16 THE HEIST
3:48 THE KICKOFF

#skyrim #skyrimchallenge

20 Comments

@bandercoot Creator 3 months ago Pinned

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@Joov 3 months ago

I fucking love cabbage so much imagine if it was real

@corbinwinship6320 3 months ago

You said in the video this is the first annual cabbage ball you better not be lying I'm going to be waiting for cabbage ball 2 next year

@Skylerbuns 3 months ago

I fucking love Joov so much I wish he was real

@For_The_Wren 3 months ago

who are these people and why do they like cabbage so much

@jayjayaye 3 months ago

incredibly based challenge with extremely talented players. i am standing. i am applauding. i am putting a bucket on my OWN head.

@TommyOtheNorth 3 months ago

19:36 she was using the PELT...you're just using the entire GODDAMN WOLF

@jonpearson6279 3 months ago

Bandercoot is so consistently well dressed it took me until the third cut to the forest to realize this man was out there playing cabbageball in a full suit.

@jessewlf98 3 months ago (edited)

Okay, in Wren's defense... She got something like 1:44:37 minutes on her second run. 🥳

@LukeNasti 3 months ago

ForTheWren made one Skyrim video so far and it was so fantastic that she's an established member of the Skyrim obsession community

That is so damn inspiring

@nuclearocean 3 months ago

Watching Joov was wild. He is cracked out of his ~~gourd~~ cabbage

@MisterDTwenty 3 months ago

My money was on Joov, my spirit was with Bandercoot and my heart hoped for Wren. Great job everyone

@bastisantiago9789 3 months ago

I feel like every year, all the big Skyrim creators should get together and and do a charity Cabbageball tournament lmao.

@spicygoatdad8572 3 months ago

I fucking love birds so much I wish they were real

@hellodelightfulrando 3 months ago

"The sisyphian nature of the cabbage" is 👌

@FloofEnjoyer 3 months ago

Joov's cabbage stream was the most adrenaline-fueled thing i have watched all year

@kmksmith1935 3 months ago

Watching what appears to be Owen Wilson’s son kick a cabbage across and imaginary landscape is shockingly enjoyable…

@wolf1438 3 months ago

Cabbage vendor in Riften: "No! My cabbages!"

@TommyOtheNorth 3 months ago (edited)

Honestly tho so much respect to Wren for sticking out that frozen lake
18:50 PLOT TWIST REDEMPTION
....and violently punching bandits to death in the face