im starting a podcast very soon btw lol

the harry potter conversation killed me man, rare example of people who warrant having a podcast

In case anyone's wondering that 15 minute train from London to NY would have to have an average speed of 13,880mph. That's 18 times the speed of sound, and almost as fast as a space capsule re-entering Earth's atmosphere when it turns the air around it red hot.
Of course that's only the average speed, because going from 0 to mach 18 in zero seconds has considerable risks. Being instantly liquefied is not widely considered conducive to human health.

I love the Harry Potter conversation.

The "boiling shit in a kettle " video hit the interwebs like a nuke

I hate harry potter but that guy describing the plot was endearing as hell

14:24 my partner and I constantly joke that if Voldemort wasn’t so reliant on magic he could of just thrown Harry out the window, so yeah shotgun seems the next logical step lmaooo

The harry potter conversation is genuinely the funniest podcast clip I‘ve ever watched 💀

"You know chips ye?" has changed my life I been laughing at it for this whole week

17:09 nah bro ron clarted hermione. this is canon.

chips vs mash is much better than anything Stephen Bartlett has ever released. Add hashbrowns to the convo and it could go viral.

The pyramid ones always bug me.
People always talk of how advanced Ancient Egypt was referencing "We don't even know how they did it, they were more advanced than us!" when that just isn't true. We know lots of ways they could have done it. It's not something that would be difficult for us to do now. We just don't know which of the many possible methods they used because it was so long ago that a lot of evidence is destroyed, tampered with, and/or stolen.

This isn't to say they weren't advanced, they were. But people very often confuse us calling the Ancient Egyptians "advanced" with saying they were "more advanced than us" when it's not even close.

"muggles explain and expand on the irl life of harry potter- to an alien" 😂bloody adorable actually.

NOTHING could have prepared me for the sentence "when I was younger, I floated down the stairs" FML I think I dislocated my shoulder from laughing!

The pyramids DON'T line up with any constellations at all - they did when they were built, but they don't now due to stellar abbheration. Every astronomer on earth can explain this to you.

That's not a picture of a lightbulb, it's a stylized depiction of a lotus flower with a snake in the centre - nobody, not ONE single person who actually studies ancient egypt thinks that the egyptians had light bulbs and there has never been a single mention of artificial lighting in the tens of thousands of documents from every dynasty of the ancient egyptians that have been discovered.

The Pyramids from above look ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE any computer circuit board. But even if they did - so what? Sometimes things look like other things. A hoverfly looks like a wasp - but it isn't a wasp.

Orion is literally the most commonly recognised of all the constellations. When a guy opens the video by not being able to pronounce the name of it, that should tell you the guy is absolutely thick as two short planks and has just asked AI to write him a script for a video - a script he can't even pronounce correctly.

I'm really surprised he didn't try to include the long debunked 'pictures of a helicopter and a tank' in the tomb of Seti the 1st - I guess AI didn't suggest that to him.

12:41 ‘how? shotgun?’

That Harry Potter one was gold 😂

2:04 The My Hero Academia music in this clip makes it even funnier

Ironically chuckie (Shotgun), probably being the smartest person amongst these clips. I think that's just his humour. Harry Potter convo was the best lol

I can't lie, trying to enrol your dogs on a trade course is the most insane yet hilarious thing I've heard in a while  🤣🤣🤣