I’ve seen Norm get to a lot of dead ends and recover but “you know a man grows…” may be the most brilliant

Oscar Pistorius may have been an alleged murderer, but I’ll tell you one thing he was not: a legged murderer.

“Allegedly…. Also, really.” Brutal, and re-usable!

The way he said he had no problems with the murder, sucked them into defending Oscar for having no legs and then backtracked by making it look like they were defending a murderer is genius

I only regret that we never got to see Norm as an actual old man.

I'll be real.

I'm with Norm on that. His cardiovascular system didn't need to pump oxygen as hard, he didn't need to train his ankles or calves, and he genuinely had actual fucking springs for legs.

He DID have an unfair advantage.

The murdering I can live with, but cheating is unforgivable.

My God, his transition from Oscar to Jacques is the most beautifully non-connected thing i've ever seen.

1:42 “you’re not a biped” kills me every time

"You're not a biped" kills me.

I am reasonably confident that Norm liked Andy's idea so much that he did, in fact, take someone on a 4 mile hike to show them a dog turd.

The way Norm falls out of his chair and shakes Andy's hand, you know he took that as a massive compliment.

"Well you know, a man grows." is the best bit of this entire segment. Funniest man who ever lived.

“4 mile hike to show you a dog turd” It’s the journey, not the destination

“Something Wile E Coyote would order” is my favorite line

"I feel that uh, uh, one of the basic requirements of being , uh, a sprinter, is HAVING LEGS."

2:50 norm realizing no one's going to pick him up on saying that Oscar Pistorius is a great man moments after condemning him for murder.

"Take your time, as long as you want.  But get the hell outta here!"  - As long as you want is the funniest damn thing Norm was able to slip in there

" I don't have a problem with the    MURDER."
What a delivery. 😂

The way Norm falls out of his chair to Andy’s retort is the best

Conan: “No one is going with you on this !”
Norm (internal): “precisely”