I haven't eaten for two weeks, glad to be able to eat again

“i neglected my dog and it had to be shaved and now i’m sad!” treat your dog better groomers can’t do miracles

The kid at the zoo is such a simple fix, you tell the kid, "That's where he pees from". Problem solved. That lady should not be a parent.

The zoo is the number one location for the introduction of sex education for toddlers. That parent should have been relieved that they weren’t actively mating, my three year old twins found it hilarious when the elephants got going.

“They have to build a goon cave for zebras?” #BrandNewSentence

Bought an L shaped desk recently, i checked the reviews and a woman gave it 1 star because it turned out T shaped.

All she had to do was double check the instructions, it was so obvious what she did wrong and this pisses me off.

Thanks for listening to my talk

The worst kind of complaints I get as a server at a restaurant is ones that are literally just people’s personal opinions. I see it all the time in the reviews stuff like “I didn’t like the way (insert food) was made because I normally do it this way (insert personal preference)” like okay then don’t come back? Get something different? Not every restaurant can cater to your taste

16:09 I know straight people who call their significant other 'partner' 😭

0:44 Some people genuinely WANT to be lied to and want to live in a fantasy world rather than face reality. Just sad.

As someone in customer service its so hard not to laugh when customers threaten to ‘go to social media’. Like its adorable they think they have ANY degree of influence 😂

I should not have been drinking during that zoo review. Nearly choked to death 💀💀

People turning up when the business is closed insisting that you should open up for them seems to be everywhere... I used to work overnight re-stocking at M&S and grannies knocking on the window at 2AM wanting to buy milk was a regular occurrence

Lol. The zebra was probably just peeing. It rolls out like a retractable hose, in horse-like animals.

Hell yeah, can't wait for a new wave of people being puzzled why they're not served past closing time

Edit: Oh hey, I only had to wait until the second review!

One thing I've realised in the past year is that I really have a low tolerance for Americans.

If I bought pizza and dropped it on the floor, I would super appreciate a free replacement. I think it has happened to me before when I dropped a drink or something. But I would never EXPECT it.

1:12 you're spot on mate. It was created last tuesday at about lunchtime

Mcdonalds puts 3 pickles on their hamburger. 5 pickles is extra pickles

22:00 I recently left the farmers market with way more than I planned to buy so I didn't have a bag and dropped a container of cherry tomatoes while putting stuff in my car, went in to buy another one and the person saw what happened and just gave them to me. But you shouldn't EXPECT that, that's the problem.

Most of these review can be summed up like this: "I went to a store today in the middle of the night. Huge plus: The parking lot was empty and there were no other people around. Huge disadvantage: Nobody was there to serve me. 1 star!"