"I'm a messy bitch who lives for the drama" is a very powerful summation of Justin's role in Monster Factory

hearing them mess around with names on the way to the one in the title has the same energy as like watching a super hero origin you already know

appreciate the non-binary rep of monster factory being a technically unkillable, full fanged, absolute unit of a warrior

“My seasonal affective depression gets worse every time an uppercut doesn’t land” MOOD

"what are your pronouns?"
-Dying demons last words as they get stuck through with a polearm

"Valuable lever ahead"
"That's what it says on my underwear"
I can't believe Griffin ignored that fantastic remark

Ronnie: "I only fight honorably, they have to hit me first."
Also Ronnie: Backstabs Armor Boy to death in cold blood.

Headcanon: Ronnie Faeburger is Ronald McDonald's child but adopted the Wendy's haircut as a form of rebellion.

“Instant Club-Based Deletion” is actually my band’s name

Can’t believe no ones talking about “Valuable lever ahead” “That’s what it says in my underwear”

I feel like Ronnie's whole moral code got a little muddied here

idk why yall are acting like this is the first nb character when jIM jELLY canonically uses he/they pronouns

Captions are coming y'all! Apologies for going live without them - that was a mistake, but they are in the works and we'll have them up ASAP.

HENRY IS FOUR??? Oh my god I swear he was born last year 😭😭😭

Ronnie Faeburger: Destroyer of The Gender Binary, is literally my new fav Monster Factory creation

they gave ronnie the travis special with that purple facial hair

I’m gonna name the next town in my D&D homebrew Fuchsia County

They literally made a little “m” with the beard// mustache combo...

BOYS PLEASE DO MOSTER FACTORY IN BALDUR'S GATE 3. THE CUSTOMISATION.... PLEASE

i saw the butterfly while griffin was scrolling to his blank canvas, and knew in my heart that Ronnie would end up with it