You just know that the reason 'eye' is translated to 'student' is because it got translated to 'pupil' somewhere along the way

I'm actually impressed at the restraint they showed in drilling down into one of the saddest faces I've ever seen. Gil's eyes are harrowing, it's like a concentrated misery beam that's almost too strong to look at.

due to personal reasons i will now only be referring to my gender as "the situation"

Monster factory has become refined. No longer relying on the large brush strokes of 'no middle sliders', they have evolved a more nuanced and detailed approach

"Sexuality does not affect women's ability." "There is no possibility for a man to have sex."
Based on these two sentences, we can only assume the world of DS3 EXTREME EDITION is populated entirely by self-assured lesbians and disappointed, but respectful, men.

The McElroys always sound like they're channeling slang from a parallel universe

Before griffin mentioned that he had installed the translation mod I was trying to read the words in the menu and I thought I was having a stroke

Can’t believe i was dying of laughter at the body shape being named “Barry” and then they just don’t even acknowledge it

"As we all know, the two genders are Canada and Women"
It's two minutes in and I'm already losing it

“Gender change changes the change. Is that right?”
-me trying to be supportive of my friends when they come out as trans

I love him. I love Gil so much. He looks like Gomez Addams if Morticia left him for a spookier prince.

Boys I'm afraid what you've made is the crying cat meme but a man.

the nature of man is that every few years someone invents gollum again

He is like a cat that has been rained on for one thousand years

"I was appointed a preacher" is my favorite Johnny Cash song

"Check this out: Sad Victorian boy... blogger."

And I'm dead.

"The realer it gets, the worse it gets"
Justin has independently discovered the uncanny valley

"I'm fucking crazy about this boy"
"I want my son back"
both at the same time,  with loving acceptance
"GIL"

"Aren't we all no lizard?" So important to remember this during these divisive times.

How can they just glance over the brilliance of “Find chin - You can”