This whole memorial is just Lois Griffin saying, "Nine eleven!" over and over again

Imagine you die and all your supposed friends have to say is "fuck these other guys." What a sad, pathetic life to have lived.

Fun fact Charlie Kirk advocated for public executions

“Thank you for coming to the funeral, this is all about us now”

me, being normal at a funeral: WHAT DO YOU HAVE? YOU HAVE NOTHING. YOU ARE NOTHING. YOU ARE WICKEDNESS, YOU ARE JEALOUSY, YOU ARE ENVY, YOU ARE HATRED. YOU ARE NOTHING, YOU CAN BUILD NOTHING, YOU CAN PRODUCE NOTHING-

“we are fighting the forces of evil” everyone is 12 years old theory is getting stronger every day

Peedan's right, like, legitimately, these speeches are nothing. They're hollow as fuck and you can tell they're just rambling Epic and Positive words and making sure to mention God as much as possible. You can FEEL the utter indifference and lack of care about Charlie, they are gladly propping up his corpse for nothing more than their own grift.
It's genuinely parasitic, practically cannibalistic how they care little for each other, just using each other as leverage.

Which I mean isn't shocking at all tbh

Love how they misconflated martyr and sacrifice. Can you imagine Charlie in hell boiling in a pit and being whipped while listening and theyre like
"Thank you brother for your sacrifice"
And hes like between screams of torture "my WHAT"

✨ o b a m n a ✨

Without the context of this speech being for a funeral, i would have never guessed it was supposed to be a funeral speech for someone who died. It's litterally just "inspiring" nationalism war speech (tm). Very freaky.

It's kinda like if your funeral crowd was nothing but coworkers, none of them you'd see outside of work, so they can just praise stuff like "How fast he'd type on his keyboard", "How he bought me that coffee, once" or "How he'd like to use shorcuts while working on his spreadsheets". It'd be sad if it wasn't Charlie Kirk.

Stephen Miller saying "we built" is a war crime. Insane levels of stolen working class valor.

6:52 hes tryin to be a southern baptist preacher so bad but hes got no rizz

The first guy couldn’t even pretend to be charismatic to SAVE HIS LIFE

Imagine cheering at a funeral 😭 That is so out of pocket and yet the crowd goes wild when Stephen greets the “attendees”

Charlie turning young people into conservatives is funny to me because how do you convince people in their late teens to early 20s that things were better when that was like 2 years ago?

Charlie's death let me see how many people my age (mid to late 20s) are those people. He got these people thinking things were better about 12 years ago when we had a black dem president, affirmative action, DEI, CRT, and on the verge of legalized gay marriage nationally. It's like they forget that we were in a school with gay students, a trans person, and there were a lot of black kids (a lot of them either being in gifted classes or did extracurricular activities). Like, damn y'all really got tricked into thinking what's wrong with the world were the things that had us thriving.

I just wanted to say this!

My school has a Turning Point USA club... and during their first meeting (I was at a different club in the same location) they were talking about an event and said "Wear a red shirt or your best Charlie Kirk shirt!" ...teenagers. Thankfully 90% of the flyers for the club get ripped off the walls by students, me inlcuded.

Edit: I'm glad to know I'm not the only person whose school is doing this insane stuff. I think it's hilarious but also extremely dangerous to these kids' brains. At least my school ALSO has a diversity club, so there is a safe space.

Gotta watch this before YouTube takes it down

If my memorial service is anything even vaguely similar to this when I die, I’m coming back to haunt every person who thought it was a good idea

As a charloe kirk hater, I think i could've come up with a more respectful memorial speech for him than everyone who did  speak there 😭😂😂