at this point they should just pull an aliens and make a movie with hoards of Terminators, a weird little sewer girl, and a queen Terminator.

I was absolutely prepared for that phone call to last the entire forty minute episode.

"Who played mr plinkett in the prequel reviews? "
"that was mike stoklasa"
"And in HitB "
"Rich evans "
"But that's a different guy"

If you don’t kill a terminator in the first 5 minutes it starts a business and family .

New Terminator Movie:
Skynet decides to try quantity over quality. It sends hundreds of terminators back in time all at once, in an attempt to inconvenience John Connor so heavily in his day to day life that it drives him to suicide.
John Connor's late for work because his alarm clock was a terminator and it went off late. Terminators infiltrate John's workplace and have an office party that they don't invite him to. John has intimacy issues because every woman he dates turns out to be a terminator. Terminators replaced all the cereal in John's house with plain unflavored cereal. Terminators keep resetting John's router so that his neighbors can steal his wifi. John refuses to get therapy because the last time he tried it the therapist turned out to be a terminator who was also pretty bad at being a therapist.

When the VCR repair plot is more nostalgic than The Terminator franchise.

"So Terminator 6 is the sequel to Terminator 2?"

Don't you love how genuine Hollywood releases are now following bootleg logic?

It was good that Terminator: Dark Fate pretended the last 3 movies didn't exist. I only wish it had pretended that Terminator: Dark Fate didn't exist.

Hollywood is now SkyNet. They send movies back in time to correct the plot points of the past.

Listen and understand that Hollywood is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear.  And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until this series is dead.

“Forget all the other Terminator movies you‘ve watched.“
“Ok.“
“This new Terminator movie...“
“What‘s a Terminator?“

"Dark movie theater.  Movie starts and I start to see things that I recognize except that's a different guy." - Harry S Plinkett

Linda Hamilton says "I'll be back" like Harrison Ford says "part-time."

The opening skit is the reason why I've stopped caring about the Terminator franchise

At this point VCR Repair Shop's storyline is more coherent and competent than Terminator franchise.

I wish I lived in a world where a great movie didn't always have to morph in to a horrible franchise.

I don't actually watch new movies anymore. I just watch these guys talk about them.

In Terminator 1 it makes sense that they just send one robot back in time, because we are told that Skynet had basically lost and it was a last ditch effort.

Terminator in 1984 :
- "It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear."
Terminator now :
- "I need to help Alicia with the groceries."

Mike's laugh through "Jurassic World: Jurassic World Park" is adorable