The amount of time it took for Dylan to realise the dad wanted to marry the step mom is concerning...

Cinderella: wears blue and the entire cover is blue
Dylan: sets his mood lighting to pink

Dylan who cares more about names than the actual story:

“CINDY NOT ELLA”

Dylan: "... but like, she's a good choice to be a queen-"
me: oh because she's loving and kind?
Dylan: "-because she can control animals."
me: .... I see.

This week on Quotes to Live by:
“It’s Disney, help old ugly people. Cause they’re probably witches and will either curse you or give you gifts”

Dylan not understanding that her acutal name is Ella and Cinderella was the nickname was so funny to me

Dylan: She would actually be a good queen...
Me: yeah because empathy, kindness, love for children etc
Dylan: .. because WAR HIPPOS

"I love balls" you walked right into that one.

Cinderella: I want to keep my mother's dress please.
Also Cinderella: Ohhh this completely different blue one is rather nice though thanks!

me: annoyed at dylan being annoyed at people calling cinderella Ella 'CAUSE THAT'S HER NAME

Dylan: she´s a good choice to be a queen
Me: because of her kind heart and all that
Dylan: you could have war hippos, war rhinos, war elephants, war alligators, war eagles, war bears, war panthers...

Feel like Dylan misses a lot of jokes because he’s American and it’s mostly British humour

The day that people realize that the shoe can’t fit anyone else’s feet but Cinderella, because it’s magical and it was made for her imma scream lmao

I kind of prefer the ending in the animated movie, when Tremaine breaks the glass slipper the Grand Duke was holding, think she's won, and then Cinderella's basically like "fool, I have the other glass slipper!"

Color psychology with Dylan:

Red = sexy/danger/no hope
Blue = ice
White = neutrality
Green = forests/what the movie Tangled is about
Pink = There’s still hope

“duck…goose…WHATEVER”
“what do i look like a BOTANIST”

Lmao that shit had me bawling

“If you’re a parent in this movie, you’re as good as gone” - Dylan, I’m glad you’re starting to understand how Disney works

Dylan: She’s a good choice to be a queen
Me: Because she’s kind
Dylan: Because she can control animals
Me: Oh...

“It’s Disney. Help old ugly people, they’re probably a witch.” Literally every moral lesson in a disney movie right there 😂😂

Dylan: "She is a good choice to be a queen"
me: "You're right, 'cause she is kind and forgiving..."
Dylan: "'Cause she can control animals and you can have war hippos, war rhinos,..."
me: "right..of course"