"god bless the united states"
-Poofesure 2019

Poofesure: complains that he went from first to last

Me: first time?

Poofesure: “So as long as I don’t get last place, I am guaranteed to win”

Me: Turns down volume

6:14 "i think this is the shortcut"

this is like watching 7 year old me play this game

Poofesure: drives into green shell

Also Poofesure: gets angry at Yoshi

“My Toad Wii Remote, With Wii Motion Plus Inside”

My guy make that a T-shirt

Rich person: I have a mansion, 20 cars, and an in home theater

Poofesure: well I have a toad wii remote WITH wii motion plus INSIDE

Rich person has left the chat

"When I shake the remote, I'm not doing tricks anymore."


Ah, I see your Wii Motion Plus has expired!

Toad is lightweight, so if the air touches him, he flies to the space, especially heavyweights

Poof: I have Toad as my character with my Toad Wii remote with Wii motion plus inside. How could I ever lose?!

Also Poof: loses on the first race and restarts

"GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES!"
I lost it

When he said "that's what wario gets for being fat" I felt that

Poofesure: “I think this is the shortcut”

proceeds to drive off the course

“I think this is the short cut”

drives off the map


“I was very wrong about that dissection”

Everyone else: “Thwomps”

Poofesure: “Fall On You Things”

normal people: oh cool my wii remote comes with wii motion plus

poofesure: MY TOAD REMOTE HAS WII MOTION PLUS INSIDE

Every time when he says he has “wii motion plus inside” makes me laugh so hard

Poofesure: I think this is the short cut

Also Poofesure: Drives off map