i hate her

“Are you calling Beef Boss fat??”
flashbacks to Beef Boss having a BMI of 99.99

Don’t mind me, just dying at the fact that Poof got blue shelled in 5th place. (7:21)

Based on how many other characters he’s yelled at over his time of playing Mario Kart Wii, I’m surprised he hates Baby Peach the most out of all of the characters he has hated.

Most rigged in Mario Party: Peach

Most rigged in Mario Kart: Baby Peach

15:01 that penguin was spinning forever

Poof: Uses one of the fastest bikes in the game and doesn’t wheelie
Baby Peach: Uses one of the slowest bikes in the game and wins

Can we just appreciate the fact that he finally dodged a POW block

Baby Peach is a source of childhood trauma to me actually. Back when I was really young and I was playing Mario Kart Wii, she was the biggest pain especially on 150cc. Still to this day even when I've moved on to Mario Kart 8 on the Switch, she somehow still is sometimes an issue.

10:44 honestly this is why Poofesure is one of the funniest YouTubers. This story had me dying

for anyone who didn’t watch the stream, the last 23 seconds were what he had on screen while he left to take a shit

If you look closely at 2:07, you can see that Mario really wanted to go on the waterfall route there

Poofesure: I must be getting better at Mario kart.

Also Poofesure: literally runs into his own banana peel 3 seconds later😂

7:25 I've done a bit of studying on this part. As the game's programming works, the blue shell doesn't target racers that have already finished the third lap. By the time the blue shell was already up to beef boss, who was in third when that happened, Donkey Kong, who was in second, crossed the finish line, and the blue shell had already locked itself on beef boss before Peach and Toad passed him.

7:20
Donkey Kong had a blue shell in 2nd place for whatever reason and threw it during the millisecond where Poof was in 3rd, causing the shell to fly backwards to get him.

What a horrible coincidence.

I laughed so hard when Poofesure was getting blue shelled in fifth place!

You thought everyone didn’t want you to be miserable in Rainbow road?



WRONG
They wanted you to suffer LATER

I think that after this video we can all come to an agreement that we all dislike baby peach.. not letting Poof win is an avengers level threat

Looks like we got the Elisa of Mario Kart… I’m scared. Time to turn the volume down!

A hamburger plots his revenge against a baby of a monarchy. This is why I love the Poofesure channel.