“Imagine there’s a depressed onion cutting itself” there’s a lot of layers to that joke

"Tragedy will be exclusively joked about because my empathy is bumming me out"

Damn

“Just picture a depressed onion cutting itself”

I will make art for this one day

In “a world on fire” you can hear the pure emotion in his voice

“I saw an old man slip and fall, hey what a fucking idiot” is the greatest line of Bo’s entire career

"Cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about"

He ain't wrong

"I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone directly on his mother's corpse" aggressively plays piano

As a man who's blind in one eye who loves movies. I can't even begin to explain the depression that went through my body as a kid when I saw Spy Kids 3D and couldn't see the 3D parts. It WAS sad.

This is the literal representation of “I use humor as a defense mechanism”

Being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public

It's being a hero

"Tragedy will be exclusively joked about/ because my empathy is bumming me out"

All jokes aside he really is a genius

The fact that he was able to include a character arc in a comedy song is incredible

I just realized he went cross-eyed when he said “Being a hero”

“I saw a giraffe with a short neck. That was sad..or a deer”

I’M WHEEZING

I still think "just imagine a depressed onion cutting itself" is one of the best jokes ever.

0:10 Bro Is Spitting Facts.

"I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realized, it's a comedy."
- Joker 2019 -

This made me come here.

"A boy with red hair" is honestly the saddest thing I can think about

"Let's Rock! No."
                         -Bo Burnham, describing me.

“That was sad, or a…deer” might be Bo’s most underrated line 😂