As I’ve had to say it multiple times I’ll just put it here. The reason why some clips are so cut up is because I had to do it like that, because when I didn’t the video got blocked hence the cutting up. I didn’t do it for the fun of it.

Richard saying "I am very sexual" with a straight face to one of the spice girls is one of the best things ever.

"you don't know anything you were born 20 minutes ago your hair's still wet from the fucking womb" is now my favourite insult

Richard and Noel are like a pair of students that every teacher is warned should not be sat together.

you only get a glimpse of the real ayoade when hes on noels team they bring out the best in eachother

"you dont know anything because you were born 20 minutes ago, your hair is still wet from the fucking womb"
This is modern poetry, im in tears 😂

Loved the bit with the plumbing issues "sorry, i made the mistake of  genuinely responding to your question"

His malteser rant is one of the best things on the internet ever.

the way he just keeps insisting it was his mom and was serious about it... that's priceless.  He took a childish insult and turned it into a comedy goldmine.

I like how Mel B, as painful as she was, still couldn’t help but smile at Richard’s answer about the banana. He’s got such a weird charisma about him.

I look forward to Ayoade becoming the 14th Doctor on "Doctor Who."

"Your mum" will always be a classic

He would be such a riot on taskmaster.

"what's the logic behind it?
"it was our decision"
"okay, no logic"

Richard offloaded all his childhood bullying trauma and frustration on Rob.

“Ok, so no logic.”
Savage

"Don't patronise us, we're in hell" I'm not going to be able to prevent myself using that in some of my upcoming teams meetings

Mel B giving off mad "mean girl thrust into the real world where people don't have to take her shit" vibes and I'm getting the most vindictive glee out of it.

Mel B just was lost in dealing with Richard. She looked like that girl in school who took herself way too seriously and couldn't handle any other kind of personality.

Richard and Noel on Big Fat Quiz just reminds me of when the teacher puts the troublemaker next to the smart kid to try and stop him from causing trouble. And it backfires because the smart kid joins in with the bad kid