I really hate it when people say “neither” when it comes to asexual. We can still love. Love is not sex!

Asexual people can still feel romantic attraction, its not like getting a crush on someone is automatically sexual.

“so do asexuals like screeches “
me, an asexual that screeches all the time: hm

Me: is asexual
Guidance teacher: talks about safe sex
Everyone: turns to me knowing I'll always be safe

We asexuals are like fish.
We only eat, don't make noise and people forget we exist

nothing was funnier than when my friend asked me, the ace kid, if I wanted to go with him to a sex store.
So I said "brother you just asked a germaphobe to go dumpster diving."

Me: *is asexual*

Teacher: mitosis is asexual reproduction

Everyone: *turns to look at me*

Getting annoyed when they say I like then nothing
Asexuals have crushes and attraction just not sexual

People when I tell them im asexual: so why do you have a girl friend?
Me: bish I can still like people

Every version of the "I like- [confused silence]" made ma cackle so hard. I'm too old for TikTok but the kids are alright

Something I don't understand.
Me: I'm asexual.
Literally everyone except my friends: You just haven't met the right person yet!
Me: So. . . . You're telling me to become Demisexual? Which is ON the Asexual spectrum? ????????? What????

I feel like asexuals would be the most likely to use PowerPoint for any situation.

There's literally so many asexual people in this world but still i can't find anyone...

Yes, as an asexual, I can confirm, we do indeed screech.

Them A's be looking hot tho

A lot of these are mixing up asexuality and aromanticity

Just a bi passing through, enjoying the ace jokes

Me, aroace: so I don’t fall in love pretty much
Person: OMG!!! I’m so sorry for you that sucks!
Me: bro you were complaining about your relationship like 10 seconds ago tf

Hey since a bunch of these make it a little unclear I'd just like to clear up that asexual isn't lack off attraction, it's lack of sexual attraction. Plenty of ace people still experience love  and romantic attraction. If you don't ever feel any type of attraction that make you aroace. If you still experience sexual attraction but not romantic, then you're aro or aromantic. As a side note asexuality is a spectrum, a few more common types of ace people you'll find are greysexuals, which means you are somewhere between ace and allo, with varying specifics depending on the individual, demisexual, which means you only experience sexual attraction to people who you have a close emotion bond with, and aceflux which is when you fluctuate between ace and allo(someone who experienced attractions of all kinds). I hope this was helpful!