Jodanger will return with a full EFAP & Pals supercut of Mixtape once all of the victims have been collected :_EFAPStressed:

Oh, the irony of playing a game all about rebellion and freedom while simultaneously forcing you down its very narrow rails.

This game doesn't have credits, just admissions of guilt.

Small-town Americana where everyone acts like an LA stoner, set in the 90's, where all the music is "bleeding edge" from the 80's, and all the characters are simultaneously losers and popular, criminals and innocent, and oppressed and liberated all at once,
and it's all produced by an ""indie"" studio, led by the daughter of the 5th richest man on the planet, who pays for 10/10 reviews from corrupt review sites and engage in AAA access-media.
"Calamitous" does not even begin to describe it.

Stacy is such an unbelievably excellent music supervisor that she included a song in her playlist that wouldn't be released for another 12 years

At least I can take solace from the fact that as a kid, I was cooler than a billionaire's daughter.

"You are one of the most insufferable people ever and i would avoid you"

everyone to the spoiled brat who made this game with her daddy's money

It is always a treat when Mauler plays a game so bad, that his only way of healing is to inflict the same pain to his friends

It’s funny how every player immediately tries to figure out if they can go off trail, and if they can get the songs to run out.

“Some of you may suffer, but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make.” Farquad Longbong, 1994

I was unprepared for Mauler's unironic dad mode.

Mauler: "Do you expect me to talk?"
Chat Goldfinger: "No Mr. Long. We expect you to suffer!"

"Mewbsly, if you make me play this game. Itll only be the beginning of my wicked ways!"
-Platoon

"Look at that unsubtle tism dialogue. The tasteful 15 FPS of it. Oh, my God. It even has a peen door"

Watching MauLer lecture these kids like their disappointed father is something I never knew I needed.

you can't convince me the writers weren't losers in highschool. Like this has to be the worse timed teenage rebellion game with how low reading and math scores have gotten and now you want to do a story trying to make the reasonable dad the bad guy.

Making a 90s game with almost no 90s music was a bold choice.

"How do you know it's bad when you haven't even played it?!"

Mauler completes Mixtape

"Why did you even play it all the way through if you hated it?!"

Mauler eats shotgun

Mauler's crashouts on the characters' attitudes, and their insistence on derailing Cassandra's life path, feels so bloody vindicating... especially around this stage of my life...

"Mixtape" the CD is the most ironic portion.